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remove duplicate trout (spotted by rjk)
[irc.git]
/
flirts
diff --git
a/flirts
b/flirts
index 06a16e20c1f4e7a2b389368a003bd03d4addbeef..697cc14eeb5f09b1572a4651b6fe1d83b390e380 100644
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--- a/
flirts
+++ b/
flirts
@@
-46,7
+46,7
@@
rides a tightrope on a unicycle while juggling chainsaws in an attempt to impres
composes haiku for %s
makes the tea for %s
strokes %s's hair
composes haiku for %s
makes the tea for %s
strokes %s's hair
-sprinkles %s with hundreds and thousands
.
+sprinkles %s with hundreds and thousands
flagellates %s with a birch branch
<3s %s
admires %s's boots
flagellates %s with a birch branch
<3s %s
admires %s's boots
@@
-63,3
+63,9
@@
compares %s's eyes to stars
wonders whether %s comes here often?
compares %s to a summer's day
curls up at %s's feet
wonders whether %s comes here often?
compares %s to a summer's day
curls up at %s's feet
+plays %s's theme tune
+sends for %s and more golden syrup
+puts %s on top of the Christmas tree
+writes flirts just for %s
+thinks %s is the new hotness
+imagines %s in a sailor outfit