2 import string, cPickle, random, urllib, sys, time, re, os, twitter, subprocess, datetime
3 from irclib import irc_lower, nm_to_n
6 def karmaq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public, karma):
8 item=cmd.split()[1].lower()
12 bot.automsg(public,nick,"I have karma on %s items." %
14 elif karma.has_key(item):
15 bot.automsg(public,nick,"%s has karma %s."
18 bot.automsg(public,nick, "%s has no karma set." % item)
21 def karmadelq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public, karma):
23 item=cmd.split()[1].lower()
25 conn.notice(nick, "What should I delete?")
28 conn.notice(nick, "You are not my owner.")
30 if karma.has_key(item):
32 conn.notice(nick, "Item %s deleted."%item)
34 conn.notice(nick, "There is no karma stored for %s."%item)
36 # help - provides the URL of the help file
37 def helpq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public):
38 bot.automsg(public,nick,
39 "For help see http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~matthewv/irc/servus.html")
43 def infoq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public, karma):
44 bot.automsg(public,nick,
45 ("I am Acrobat %s, on %s, as nick %s. "+
46 "My owner is %s; I have karma on %s items.") %
47 (bot.revision.split()[1], bot.channel, conn.get_nickname(),
48 bot.owner, len(karma.keys())))
50 # Check on fish stocks
53 if time.time()>=pond.quotatime:
57 if (time.time()-pond.quotatime)>pond.fish_time_inc:
58 pond.cur_fish+=(((time.time()-pond.quotatime)
59 /pond.fish_time_inc)*pond.fish_inc)
60 if pond.cur_fish>pond.max_fish:
61 pond.cur_fish=pond.max_fish
62 pond.quotatime=time.time()
64 # trout someone, or flirt with them
65 def troutq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public, cfg):
72 selftroutchance=cfg[6]
76 conn.notice(nick, quietmsg%fishpond.Boring_Git)
78 if fishpond.cur_fish<=0:
79 conn.notice(nick, nofishmsg)
81 target = string.join(cmd.split()[1:])
83 conn.notice(nick, notargetmsg)
85 me = bot.connection.get_nickname()
86 trout_msg = random.choice(fishlist)
87 fishpond.last=trout_msg
88 # The bot won't trout or flirt with itself;
89 if irc_lower(me) == irc_lower(target):
91 # There's a chance the game may be given away if the request was not
94 if random.random()<=selftroutchance:
95 trout_msg=trout_msg+(selftrout%nick)
97 conn.action(bot.channel, trout_msg % target)
101 def slashq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public, cfg):
108 selfslashchance=cfg[6]
112 conn.notice(nick, quietmsg%fishpond.Boring_Git)
114 if fishpond.cur_fish<=0:
115 conn.notice(nick, nofishmsg)
117 target = string.join(cmd.split()[1:])
118 #who = cmd.split()[1:]
119 who = ' '.join(cmd.split()[1:]).split(' / ')
121 conn.notice(nick, "it takes two to tango!")
124 conn.notice(nick, "we'll have none of that round here")
126 me = bot.connection.get_nickname()
127 slash_msg = random.choice(fishlist)
128 # The bot won't slash people with themselves
129 if irc_lower(who[0]) == irc_lower(who[1]):
130 conn.notice(nick, "oooooh no missus!")
132 # The bot won't slash with itself, instead slashing the requester
134 if irc_lower(me) == irc_lower(who[n]):
136 # Perhaps someone asked to slash themselves with the bot then we get
137 if irc_lower(who[0]) == irc_lower(who[1]):
138 conn.notice(nick, "you wish!")
140 # There's a chance the game may be given away if the request was not
143 if random.random()<=selfslashchance:
144 slash_msg=slash_msg+(selfslash%nick)
146 conn.action(bot.channel, slash_msg % (who[0], who[1]))
150 def unitq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public):
151 args = ' '.join(cmd.split()[1:]).split(' as ')
153 args = ' '.join(cmd.split()[1:]).split(' / ')
155 conn.notice(nick, "syntax: units arg1 as arg2")
158 sin,sout=os.popen4(["units","--verbose","--",args[0]],"r")
160 sin,sout=os.popen4(["units","--verbose","--",args[0],args[1]],"r")
163 #popen2 doesn't clean up the child properly. Do this by hand
165 if os.WEXITSTATUS(child[1])==0:
166 bot.automsg(public,nick,res[0].strip())
168 conn.notice(nick,'; '.join(map(lambda x: x.strip(),res)))
170 # Shut up trouting for a minute
171 def nofishq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public, fish):
175 fish.quotatime=time.time()
176 fish.quotatime+=fish.nofish_time
177 conn.notice(nick, "Fish stocks depleted, as you wish.")
180 def reloadq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public):
181 if not public and irc_lower(nick) == irc_lower(bot.owner):
184 conn.notice(nick, "Config reloaded.")
186 conn.notice(nick, "Config reloading failed!")
188 bot.automsg(public,nick,
189 "Configuration can only be reloaded by my owner, by /msg.")
192 def quitq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public):
193 if irc_lower(nick) == irc_lower(bot.owner):
194 bot.die(msg = "I have been chosen!")
196 conn.notice(nick, "Such aggression in public!")
198 conn.notice(nick, "You're not my owner.")
200 # google for something
201 def googleq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public):
202 cmdrest = string.join(cmd.split()[1:])
203 # "I'm Feeling Lucky" rather than try and parse the html
204 targ = ("http://www.google.com/search?q=%s&btnI=I'm+Feeling+Lucky"
205 % urllib.quote_plus(cmdrest))
207 # get redirected and grab the resulting url for returning
208 gsearch = urllib.urlopen(targ).geturl()
209 if gsearch != targ: # we've found something
210 bot.automsg(public,nick,str(gsearch))
211 else: # we haven't found anything.
212 bot.automsg(public,nick,"No pages found.")
213 except IOError: # if the connection times out. This blocks. :(
214 bot.automsg(public,nick,"The web's broken. Waah!")
216 # Look up the definition of something using google
217 def defineq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public):
218 #this doesn't work any more
219 bot.automsg(public,nick,"'define' is broken because google are bastards :(")
221 cmdrest = string.join(cmd.split()[1:])
222 targ = ("http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=define%%3A%s&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8"
223 % urllib.quote_plus(cmdrest))
225 # Just slurp everything into a string
226 defnpage = urllib.urlopen(targ).read()
227 # For definitions we really do have to parse the HTML, sadly.
228 # This is of course going to be a bit fragile. We first look for
229 # 'Definitions of %s on the Web' -- if this isn't present we
230 # assume we have the 'no definitions found page'.
231 # The first defn starts after the following <p> tag, but as the
232 # first <li> in a <ul type="disc" class=std>
233 # Following that we assume that each definition is all the non-markup
234 # before a <br> tag. Currently we just dump out the first definition.
235 match = re.search(r"Definitions of <b>.*?</b> on the Web.*?<li>\s*([^>]*)((<br>)|(<li>))",defnpage,re.MULTILINE)
237 bot.automsg(public,nick,"Some things defy definition.")
239 # We assume google has truncated the definition for us so this
240 # won't flood the channel with text...
241 defn = " ".join(match.group(1).split("\n"))
242 bot.automsg(public,nick,defn)
243 except IOError: # if the connection times out. This blocks. :(
244 bot.automsg(public,nick,"The web's broken. Waah!")
246 # Look up a currency conversion via xe.com
247 def currencyq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public):
248 args = ' '.join(cmd.split()[1:]).split(' as ')
249 if len(args) != 2 or len(args[0]) != 3 or len(args[1]) != 3:
250 conn.notice(nick, "syntax: currency arg1 as arg2")
252 targ = ("http://www.xe.com/ucc/convert.cgi?From=%s&To=%s" % (args[0], args[1]))
254 currencypage = urllib.urlopen(targ).read()
255 match = re.search(r"(1 %s = [\d\.]+ %s)" % (args[0],args[1]),currencypage,re.MULTILINE)
257 bot.automsg(public,nick,"Dear Chief Secretary, there is no money.")
259 conversion = match.group(1);
260 conversion = conversion.replace(' ',' ');
261 bot.automsg(public,nick,conversion + " (from xe.com)")
262 except IOError: # if the connection times out. This blocks. :(
263 bot.automsg(public,nick,"The web's broken. Waah!")
266 ### extract the commit message and timestamp for commit
267 def __getcommitinfo(commit):
268 cmd=["git","log","-n","1","--pretty=format:%ct|%s",commit]
269 x=subprocess.Popen(cmd,
270 stdout=subprocess.PIPE,stderr=subprocess.PIPE)
271 out,err=x.communicate()
276 ts,mes=out.split('|')
277 when=datetime.date.fromtimestamp(float(ts))
278 return mes.strip(), when
280 ###Return an array of commit messages and timestamps for lines in db that match what
281 def __getcommits(db,keys,what):
285 ret=__getcommitinfo(db[k])
286 if len(ret)==1: #error message
287 return ["Error message from git blame: %s" % ret]
289 ans.append( (k,ret[0],ret[1]) )
292 ###search all three databases for what
293 def __getall(tdb,tdbk,fdb,fdbk,sdb,sdbk,what):
296 tans=__getcommits(tdb,tdbk,what)
297 fans=__getcommits(fdb,fdbk,what)
298 sans=__getcommits(sdb,sdbk,what)
299 return tans+fans+sans
301 def blameq(bot,cmd,nick,conn,public,fish,tdb,tdbk,fdb,fdbk,sdb,sdbk):
304 bot.automsg(public,nick,"Who or what do you want to blame?")
306 cwhat=' '.join(clist[2:])
307 if clist[1]=="#last":
308 ans=__getall(tdb,tdbk,fdb,fdbk,sdb,sdbk,fish.last)
309 elif clist[1]=="#trouts" or clist[1]=="#trout":
310 ans=__getcommits(tdb,tdbk,cwhat)
311 elif clist[1]=="#flirts" or clist[1]=="#flirt":
312 ans=__getcommits(fdb,fdbk,cwhat)
313 elif clist[1]=="#slashes" or clist[1]=="#slash":
314 ans=__getcommits(sdb,sdbk,cwhat)
316 cwhat=' '.join(clist[1:])
317 ans=__getall(tdb,tdbk,fdb,fdbk,sdb,sdbk,cwhat)
319 bot.automsg(public,nick,"No match found")
322 bot.automsg(public,nick,ans[0])
324 bot.automsg(public,nick,"Modified %s: %s" % (ans[0][2].isoformat(),ans[0][1]))
326 bot.automsg(public,nick,"I found %d matches, which is too many. Please be more specific!" % (len(ans)) )
330 bot.automsg(public,nick,a)
332 bot.automsg(public,nick,"'%s' modified on %s: %s" % (a[0],a[2].isoformat(),a[1]))
334 ### say to msg/channel
335 def sayq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public):
336 if irc_lower(nick) == irc_lower(bot.owner):
337 conn.privmsg(bot.channel, string.join(cmd.split()[1:]))
340 conn.notice(nick, "You're not my owner!")
342 ### action to msg/channel
343 def doq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public):
344 sys.stderr.write(irc_lower(bot.owner))
345 sys.stderr.write(irc_lower(nick))
347 if irc_lower(nick) == irc_lower(bot.owner):
348 conn.action(bot.channel, string.join(cmd.split()[1:]))
350 conn.notice(nick, "You're not my owner!")
353 def disconnq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public):
354 if cmd == "disconnect": # hop off for 60s
355 bot.disconnect(msg="Be right back.")
357 ### list keys of a dictionary
358 def listkeysq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public, dict, sort=False):
362 bot.automsg(public,nick,string.join(d))
364 ### rot13 text (yes, I could have typed out the letters....)
365 ### also "foo".encode('rot13') would have worked
366 def rot13q(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public):
367 a=''.join(map(chr,range((ord('a')),(ord('z')+1))))
369 trans=string.maketrans(a+a.upper(),b+b.upper())
370 conn.notice(nick, string.join(cmd.split()[1:]).translate(trans))
372 ### URL-tracking stuff
374 ### return a easy-to-read approximation of a time period
375 def nicetime(tempus):
377 tm="%d seconds ago"%int(tempus)
379 tm="%d minutes ago"%int(tempus/60)
381 tm="%d hours ago"%int(tempus/3600)
384 ### class to store URL data
386 "contains meta-data about a URL seen on-channel"
387 def __init__(self,url,nick):
390 self.first=time.time()
392 self.lastseen=time.time()
393 self.lastasked=time.time()
394 def recenttime(self):
395 return max(self.lastseen,self.lastasked)
397 return nicetime(time.time()-self.first)
399 z=min(len(urlcomplaints)-1, self.count-1)
400 return urlcomplaints[z]
402 #(?:) is a regexp that doesn't group
403 urlre = re.compile(r"((?:(?:http)|(?:nsfw))s?://[^ ]+)( |$)")
404 hturlre= re.compile(r"(http)(s?://[^ ]+)( |$)")
405 #matches \bre\:?\s+ before a regexp; (?i)==case insensitive match
406 shibboleth = re.compile(r"(?i)\bre\:?\s+((?:(?:http)|(?:nsfw))s?://[^ ]+)( |$)")
407 urlcomplaints = ["a contemporary","an interesting","a fascinating","an overused","a vastly overused"]
409 ### Deal with /msg bot url or ~url in channel
410 def urlq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public,urldb):
411 if (not urlre.search(cmd)):
412 bot.automsg(False,nick,"Please use 'url' only with http, https, nsfw, or nsfws URLs")
415 urlstring=urlre.search(cmd).group(1)
416 url=canonical_url(urlstring)
419 complaint="That's %s URL that was first mentioned %s by %s" % \
420 (T.urltype(),T.firstmen(),T.nick)
422 complaint=complaint+". Furthermore it defeats the point of this command to use it other than via /msg."
424 bot.automsg(False,nick,complaint)
425 T.lastasked=time.time()
426 #URL suppressed, so mention in #urls
427 if urlstring != cmd.split()[1]: #first argument to URL was not the url
428 conn.privmsg("#urls","%s remarks: %s" % (nick," ".join(cmd.split()[1:])))
430 conn.privmsg("#urls","(via %s) %s"%(nick," ".join(cmd.split()[1:])))
433 bot.automsg(False,nick,"That URL was unique. There is little point in using !url out loud; please use it via /msg")
435 if urlstring != cmd.split()[1]: #first argument to URL was not the url
436 conn.privmsg(bot.channel,"%s remarks: %s" % (nick," ".join(cmd.split()[1:])))
438 conn.privmsg(bot.channel,"(via %s) %s"%(nick," ".join(cmd.split()[1:])))
439 bot.automsg(False,nick,"That URL was unique; I have posted it into IRC")
440 urldb[url]=UrlLog(url,nick)
442 ### Deal with URLs spotted in channel
443 def dourl(bot,conn,nick,command,urldb):
444 urlstring=urlre.search(command).group(1)
445 urlstring=canonical_url(urlstring)
447 if urlstring in urldb:
449 message="observes %s URL, first mentioned %s by %s" % \
450 (T.urltype(),T.firstmen(),T.nick)
451 if shibboleth.search(command)==None:
452 conn.action(bot.channel, message)
453 T.lastseen=time.time()
456 urldb[urlstring]=UrlLog(urlstring,nick)
459 def urlexpire(urldb,expire):
462 if time.time() - urldb[u].recenttime() > expire:
465 # canonicalise BBC URLs (internal use only)
466 def canonical_url(urlstring):
467 if "nsfw://" in urlstring or "nsfws://" in urlstring:
468 urlstring=urlstring.replace("nsfw","http",1)
469 if (urlstring.find("news.bbc.co.uk") != -1):
470 for middle in ("/low/","/mobile/"):
471 x = urlstring.find(middle)
473 urlstring.replace(middle,"/hi/")
476 # automatically make nsfw urls for you and pass them on to url
477 def nsfwq(bot,cmd,nick,conn,public,urldb):
478 if (not hturlre.search(cmd)):
479 bot.automsg(False,nick,"Please use 'nsfw' only with http or https URLs")
481 newcmd=hturlre.sub(nsfwify,cmd)
482 urlq(bot,newcmd,nick,conn,public,urldb)
489 def twitterq(bot,cmd,nick,conn,public,twitapi):
491 if (not urlre.search(cmd)):
492 bot.automsg(False,nick,"Please use 'twit' only with http URLs")
495 urlstring = urlre.search(cmd).group(1)
496 if (urlstring.find("twitter.com") !=-1):
497 stringout = getTweet(urlstring,twitapi)
498 bot.automsg(public, nick, stringout)
500 def getTweet(urlstring,twitapi):
501 parts = string.split(urlstring,'/')
504 status = twitapi.GetStatus(tweetID)
505 tweeter_screen = status.user.screen_name.encode('UTF-8', 'replace')
506 tweeter_name = status.user.name.encode('UTF-8', 'replace')
507 tweetText = status.text.encode('UTF-8', 'replace')
508 tweetText = tweetText.replace('\n',' ')
509 stringout = "tweet by %s (%s): %s" %(tweeter_screen,tweeter_name,tweetText)
510 except twitter.TwitterError:
511 terror = sys.exc_info()
512 stringout = "Twitter error: %s" % terror[1].__str__()