In case it isn’t obvious, in “Ubuntu 9.10 SP1 coming in spring 2010”, “Ubuman” is blatantly lying in attributing a number of statements to me. None of the text there was written by me, and if you thought any of it was true then you should probably make sure your troll radar is working properly. Nice joke, but try harder next time - it doesn’t even look like my writing style.

(I wouldn’t normally bother to respond, since I’m probably just giving it more publicity, but apparently one or two people may already have been taken in by it. One person was sensible enough to write to me and check the facts.)