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9 ‘It's Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’; Famous deaths
12 ‘It's the Arts’ – Sir Edward Ross
13 Arthur ‘Two-Sheds’ Jackson
15 The funniest joke in the world
19 French lecture on sheep-aircraft
20 Pepperpots discuss French philosophers
22 A man with three buttocks
25 Marriage guidance counsellor
27 Working-class playwright
29 Cartoon – Flying sheep
30 The wrestling epilogue
31 Cartoon – Cowboys, baby carriage and the musical statue
34 5 How to Recognize Different Types of Tree from Quite a Long Way Away
35 Court scene (witness in coffin/Cardinal Richelieu)
39 Cartoon – Animals and clergy
41 Restaurant sketch (dirty fork)
42 Cartoon – ‘Purchase a Past’ commercial
49 Live from the Cardiff Rooms, Libya/Song (‘And Did Those Feet’)
52 It's a man's life in the modern army
53 Undressing in public (changing on the beach)
54 Self-defence against fresh fruit
55 Cartoon – Changing on the beach
57 Secret Service dentists
59 7 Man's Crisis of Identity in the Latter Half of the Twentieth Century
62 A duck, a cat and a lizard (discussion)
68 Cartoon – Charles Fatless
70 Careers advisory board
71 Burglar/encyclopædia salesman
75 Cartoon – Autograph/Introduction to ‘It's the Arts’
76 Johann Gombolputty… von Hauptkopf of Ulm
81 The dull life of a City stockbroker
84 Policemen make wonderful friends
85 A Scotsman on a horse/Young Lochinvar
86 Cartoon – Vicious baby carriage
87 Twentieth-Century Vole (Irving C. Saltzberg)
89 16 You're No Fun Any More
91 Cartoon – Band concert
92 You're no fun any more
94 Science fiction sketch: Man turns into Scotsman
96 Blancmanges playing tennis
99 Vox pops on nudity and the permissive society
100 Army protection racket
101 Cartoon – Full frontal nudity
103 Art critic – the place of the nude
107 Cartoon – Meat grinder
112 4 The Ant, an Introduction
114 A man with a tape recorder up his nose
115 Kilimanjaro expedition/Sir George Head (double vision)
116 A man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose
117 Cartoon – Clergyman selling encyclopædias
121 The refreshment room at Bletchley (Kenny Lust introduction)
126 Walk-on part in sketch
127 Bank robber (lingerie shop)
128 Trailer (Tonight's programmes with Henry Unction)
130 Cartoon – Wooden impressions
131 Vocational guidance counsellor (chartered accountant)
133 The first man to jump the Channel (Ron Obvious)
134 Tunnelling from Godalming to Java
137 Letters to ‘Daily Mirror’
138 Strangers in the night
139 Cartoon – Animals eating
141 6 The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes to the Bathroom
142 The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes to the Bathroom
143 Letter (lavatorial humour); Cartoon – More lavatorial humour
144 Interruptions (‘The World of History’)
145 Agatha Christie sketch
147 Literary football discussion (Jimmy Buzzard interview)
148 Undertakers film (undertakers and naked ladies)
152 Eighteenth century social legislation (‘The World of History’)
153 The Battle of Trafalgar
154 Batley Townswomen's Guild presents the Battle of Pearl Harbour
158 A signal box somewhere near Hove
159 Falling from building
160 Cartoon – Falling people, magician, opening titles
161 ‘Spectrum’ – talking about things
162 Visitors from Coventry
164 The Minehead by-election
165 Police station (silly voices)
166 Upperclass Twit of the Year
167 Cartoon – Smoking a pipe
169 How far can a minister fall? (Party political broadcast by the Woody Party)
172 Cartoon – Intermission
173 Restaurant (abuse/cannibalism)
174 Advertisements (pearls for swine)
178 Historical impersonations
179 Cartoon – Historical impersonations
180 Quiz programme – ‘Wishes’
182 ‘Probe-around’ on crime
185 Psychiatry – silly sketch
186 Operating theatre (squatters)
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194 Cartoon – Flying European monarchs, shaving; Tobacconists (prostitute advert)
195 The Ministry of Silly Walks
196 The Piranha brothers (Ethel the Frog)
198 4 The Spanish Inquisition
200 The Spanish Inquisition
201 Jokes and novelties salesman
202 Cartoon – Suddenly animated head
205 Photos of Uncle Ted (Spanish Inquisition)
206 The semaphore version of ‘Wuthering Heights’
207 ‘Julius Cæsar’ on an Aldis lamp
208 Court scene (charades)
209 The Spanish Inquisition on a bus
214 Hijacked plane (to Luton)
220 6 The Buzz Aldrin Show
221 Cartoon – Metamorphosis
223 How to give up being a Mason
224 Cartoon – Anti-Masonic therapy
225 Motor insurance sketch
227 Living room on pavement
228 East Midland Poet Board
229 A choice of viewing (nude man)
230 Cartoon – The five frog curse
232 Words not to be used again
233 After-shave (less naughty chemist)
235 Police Constable Pan-Am
237 7 Live from the Grill-o-mat
238 Live from the Grill-o-mat snack bar, Paignton
240 Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things
244 Cartoon – Escape continues
246 Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
247 Cartoon – Piggy bank hunting
248 The man who is alternately rude and polite
249 Documentary on boxer (Ken Clean-Air System)
256 ‘if’ – a film by Mr Dibley
257 ‘Rear Window’ – a film by Mr Dibley
258 ‘Finian's Rainbow’ (starring the man from the off-licence)
260 Dung (Book of the Month Club)
262 Timmy Williams interview
263 Raymond Luxury-Yacht interview
264 Cartoon – Sexual athletes
265 Registry office (marriage)
266 Cartoon – The prince and the black spot
267 Election Night Special (Silly and Sensible parties)
269 16 The Attila the Hun Show
270 ‘The Attila the Hun Show’
272 Secretary of State striptease
273 Vox pops on politicians
276 Cartoon – Killer sheep
281 Cartoon – Attila the Bun
284 The Epsom furniture race
285 ‘Take Your Pick’ (‘Spot the Brain Cell’)
288 Trailer (BBC autumn shows)
290 ‘Archæology Today’ (flaming star)
291 Silly vicar (appeal for sanity)
293 Registrar (wife swap)
294 Silly doctor sketch (immediately abandoned)
295 Cartoon – Soccer, eggs diamond, book ad
299 Mrs Thing and Mrs Entity
300 Beethoven's mynah bird
303 Colin Mozart (ratcatcher)
306 4 How to Recognize Different Parts of the Body
307 ‘How to Recognize Different Parts of the Body’
310 The man who contradicts people
311 Cosmetic surgery (Raymond Luxury-Yacht)
313 Cartoon – Killer cars
315 Batley Townswomen's Guild presents the first heart transplant
316 The first underwater production of ‘Measure for Measure’
317 The Death of Mary Queen of Scots
318 Exploding penguin on TV set
319 There's been a murder
320 Europolice Song Contest
321 ‘Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong’ (song)
323 5 Scott of the Antarctic
324 French subtitled film (‘La Fromage Grande’)
325 Scott of the Antarctic
327 Cartoon – Conrad Poohs and his dancing teeth
329 Derby Council v. All Blacks rugby match
330 Long John Silver Impersonators v. Bournemouth Gynæcologists
333 Conquistador coffee campaign
335 Ramsay MacDonald striptease
337 Cartoon – Chinese communist conspiracy, Crelm toothpaste, Shrill petrol
338 Agatha Christie sketch (railway timetables)
340 Film director (teeth)
342 ‘Crackpot Religions Ltd’
344 Crossing the Atlantic on a tricycle
345 Interview in filing cabinet
347 Monty Python's Flying Circus again in thirty seconds
351 Dirty Hungarian phrasebook
353 Cartoon – Student demonstration, World Forum opening titles
354 Communist quiz (World Forum)
355 ‘Ypres 1914’ – abandoned
357 Cartoon – Art gallery strike
359 Hospital for over-actors
360 Cartoon – Hamlet linking Gumby flowers
361 Gumby flower arranging
365 The queen will be watching
366 Coal mine (historical argument)
367 The man who says things in a very roundabout way
368 The man who speaks only the ends of words
369 The man who speaks only the beginnings of words
370 The man who speaks only the middles of words
371 Cartoon – Crelm toothpaste
373 How to feed a goldfish (fish club)
374 The man who collects birdwatchers' eggs
375 Cartoon – Spiny Norman, ‘Insurance sketch’ titles
379 Mountaineer; Exploding version of ‘The Blue Danube’
380 Girls' boarding school
382 Lifeboat (cannibalism)
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389 Court scene – multiple murderer
390 Cartoon – Detectives examine prisoner
391 Icelandic saga (‘Njorl's Saga’)
393 Stock Exchange report
394 Mrs Premise and Mrs Conclusion visit Jean-Paul Sartre
397 4 Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular
398 Emigration from Surbiton to Hounslow
399 Schoolboys' Life Assurance Company
400 How to rid the world of all known diseases
401 Mrs Niggerbaiter explodes
403 Cartoon – Anatomy chart
404 Farming Club: ‘Life of Tschaikowsky’
408 Cartoon – Nationalistic fish
409 World War One (abandon ship)
410 The BBC is short of money
414 5 The Money Programme
415 ‘The Money Programme’
416 ‘There is nothing quite so wonderful as money’ (song)
419 Cartoon – Police hunt for Visconti impersonator
420 Salvation fuzz/church police
421 Cartoon – Heaven/women in jungle
423 Apology for violence and nudity
424 Ken Russell's ‘Gardening Club’
425 The lost World of Roiurama
426 Six more minutes of Monty Python's Flying Circus
428 Hitting on the head lessons
429 Inspector Flying Fox of the Yard
430 One more minute of Monty Python's Flying Circus
432 6 Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror
433 ‘Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror’
434 The man who speaks in anagrams
438 Life and death struggles
439 Cartoon – The househunters
440 Mary recruitment office
442 The man who makes people laugh uncontrollably
443 Army captain as clown
444 Gestures to indicate pauses in a televised talk (‘The Bols Story’)
446 The news with Richard Baker (vision only)
447 ‘The Pantomime Hose is a Secret Agent Film’
449 7 The All-England Summarize Proust Competition
450 Summarize Proust Competition
451 Everest climbed by hairdressers
452 Cartoon – ‘A magnificent festering’
455 ‘Party Hints’ with Veronica Smalls
456 Cartoon – Communist revolutions
458 Travel agent; Watney's Red Barrel
459 Theory on Brontosauruses by Anne Elk (Miss)
461 8 The War Against Pornography
462 Tory Housewives Clean-up Campaign
463 Gumby brain specialist
464 Cartoon – Art appreciation
465 Molluscs – ‘live’ TV documentary
466 The Minister for Not Listening to People
467 Tuesday documentary/children's story/party political broadcast
468 Apology (politicians)
469 Expedition to Lake Pahoe
470 The silliest interview we've ever had
471 The silliest sketch we've ever done
474 Biggles dictates a letter
475 Cartoon – Flying sheep, traffic accidents
476 Climbing the north face of the Uxbridge Road
480 Cartoon – Television is bad for your eyes
483 Philip Jenkinson on Cheese Westerns
484 Sam Peckinpah's ‘Salad Days’
486 The news with Richard Baker
487 Seashore interlude film
495 Cartoon – ‘Jack in a Box’
501 Housing project built by characters from nineteenth-century English literature
502 M1 interchange built by characters from ‘Paradise Lost’
503 Mystico and Janet – flats built by hypnosis
505 Cartoon – Animator, flying saucers
506 The Olympic hide-and-seek final
510 The British Well-Basically Club
511 Cartoon – Algon opening
512 Prices on the planet Algon
514 5 E. Henry Thripshaw's Disease
516 Pornographic bookshop
517 Elizabethan pornography smugglers (Sir Philip Sydney)
518 Cartoon – ‘Gay boys in bondage’
519 Silly disturbances (the Rev Arthur Belling)
520 Cartoon – Shooting gallery
521 The free repetition of doubtful words sketch, by an underrated author
522 ‘Is there?’… life after death?
523 The man who says words in the wrong order
526 Sherry-drinking vicar
529 ‘Boxing Tonight’ – Jack Bodell v. Sir Kenneth Clark
531 What the stars foretell
533 Cartoon – Ambulance chasers
534 ‘TV4 or not TV4’ discussion
536 Ideal Loon Exhibition
539 Still More Dennis Moore
543 ‘A Book at Bedtime’: ‘Redgauntlet’
546 Cartoon – No time Toulouse
547 More McKamikaze Scotsmen
549 Penguins; BBC programme planners
553 ‘Dad's Doctors’ (trail)
554 ‘Dad's Pooves’ (trail)
557 Thames TV introduction
558 ‘Light Entertainment Awards’: Dickie Attenborough
559 The Oscar Wilde sketch
562 Pasolini's film ‘The Third Test Match’
563 New brain from Curry's
565 International Wife-Swapping
567 The dirty vicar sketch
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572 2 The Golden Age of Ballooning
574 Cartoon – Montgolfier brothers wash each other
580 Department store; Buying an ant
581 At home with the ant and other pets; Documentary on ants
584 Poetry reading (ants)
588 5 Light Entertainment War
593 Basingstoke in Westphalia; ‘Anything Goes In’ (song)
595 The public are idiots
596 The last five miles of the M2; Programme titles conference
597 Cartoon – Television centre
598 Woody and tinny words
599 Show-jumping (musical)
601 ‘When Does a Dream Begin?’ (song)
605 ‘Nationwide’: police helmets
608 Cartoon – Paratroopers
609 Boxing match aftermath
611 Piston engine (a bargain)
612 A room in Polonius's house
613 Dentists, live from Epsom
614 Queen Victoria Handicap
615 Match of the Day results
620 F.E.A.R. (or) Mr Neutron Is Missing
621 Teddy Salad (CIA agent)
626 8 Party Political Broadcast
627 ‘Most Awful Family in Britain’
629 A doctor whose patients are stabbed by his nurse
631 Cartoon – Opera Singer
632 Appeal on behalf of extremely rich people
633 The man who finishes other people's sentences
634 David Attenborough: the walking tree of Dahomey
635 The batsmen of the Kalahari: cricket match (assegais)