3 !title Monty Python's Flying Circus (sketches)
4 !vdir P/Monty Python's Flying Circus (sketches)
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11 ‘It's Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’; Famous deaths
14 ‘It's the Arts’ – Sir Edward Ross
15 Arthur ‘Two-Sheds’ Jackson
17 The funniest joke in the world
21 French lecture on sheep-aircraft
22 Pepperpots discuss French philosophers
24 A man with three buttocks
27 Marriage guidance counsellor
29 Working-class playwright
31 Cartoon – Flying sheep
32 The wrestling epilogue
33 Cartoon – Cowboys, baby carriage and the musical statue
36 5 How to Recognize Different Types of Tree from Quite a Long Way Away
37 Court scene (witness in coffin/Cardinal Richelieu)
41 Cartoon – Animals and clergy
43 Restaurant sketch (dirty fork)
44 Cartoon – ‘Purchase a Past’ commercial
51 Live from the Cardiff Rooms, Libya/Song (‘And Did Those Feet’)
54 It's a man's life in the modern army
55 Undressing in public (changing on the beach)
56 Self-defence against fresh fruit
57 Cartoon – Changing on the beach
59 Secret Service dentists
61 7 Man's Crisis of Identity in the Latter Half of the Twentieth Century
64 A duck, a cat and a lizard (discussion)
70 Cartoon – Charles Fatless
72 Careers advisory board
73 Burglar/encyclopædia salesman
77 Cartoon – Autograph/Introduction to ‘It's the Arts’
78 Johann Gombolputty… von Hauptkopf of Ulm
83 The dull life of a City stockbroker
86 Policemen make wonderful friends
87 A Scotsman on a horse/Young Lochinvar
88 Cartoon – Vicious baby carriage
89 Twentieth-Century Vole (Irving C. Saltzberg)
91 16 You're No Fun Any More
93 Cartoon – Band concert
94 You're no fun any more
96 Science fiction sketch: Man turns into Scotsman
98 Blancmanges playing tennis
100 2 Full Frontal Nudity
101 Vox pops on nudity and the permissive society
102 Army protection racket
103 Cartoon – Full frontal nudity
105 Art critic – the place of the nude
109 Cartoon – Meat grinder
114 4 The Ant, an Introduction
116 A man with a tape recorder up his nose
117 Kilimanjaro expedition/Sir George Head (double vision)
118 A man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose
119 Cartoon – Clergyman selling encyclopædias
123 The refreshment room at Bletchley (Kenny Lust introduction)
128 Walk-on part in sketch
129 Bank robber (lingerie shop)
130 Trailer (Tonight's programmes with Henry Unction)
132 Cartoon – Wooden impressions
133 Vocational guidance counsellor (chartered accountant)
135 The first man to jump the Channel (Ron Obvious)
136 Tunnelling from Godalming to Java
139 Letters to ‘Daily Mirror’
140 Strangers in the night
141 Cartoon – Animals eating
143 6 The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes to the Bathroom
144 The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes to the Bathroom
145 Letter (lavatorial humour); Cartoon – More lavatorial humour
146 Interruptions (‘The World of History’)
147 Agatha Christie sketch
149 Literary football discussion (Jimmy Buzzard interview)
150 Undertakers film (undertakers and naked ladies)
154 Eighteenth century social legislation (‘The World of History’)
155 The Battle of Trafalgar
156 Batley Townswomen's Guild presents the Battle of Pearl Harbour
160 A signal box somewhere near Hove
161 Falling from building
162 Cartoon – Falling people, magician, opening titles
163 ‘Spectrum’ – talking about things
164 Visitors from Coventry
166 The Minehead by-election
167 Police station (silly voices)
168 Upperclass Twit of the Year
169 Cartoon – Smoking a pipe
171 How far can a minister fall? (Party political broadcast by the Woody Party)
174 Cartoon – Intermission
175 Restaurant (abuse/cannibalism)
176 Advertisements (pearls for swine)
180 Historical impersonations
181 Cartoon – Historical impersonations
182 Quiz programme – ‘Wishes’
184 ‘Probe-around’ on crime
187 Psychiatry – silly sketch
188 Operating theatre (squatters)
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196 Cartoon – Flying European monarchs, shaving; Tobacconists (prostitute advert)
197 The Ministry of Silly Walks
198 The Piranha brothers (Ethel the Frog)
200 4 The Spanish Inquisition
202 The Spanish Inquisition
203 Jokes and novelties salesman
204 Cartoon – Suddenly animated head
207 Photos of Uncle Ted (Spanish Inquisition)
208 The semaphore version of ‘Wuthering Heights’
209 ‘Julius Cæsar’ on an Aldis lamp
210 Court scene (charades)
211 The Spanish Inquisition on a bus
216 Hijacked plane (to Luton)
222 6 The Buzz Aldrin Show
223 Cartoon – Metamorphosis
225 How to give up being a Mason
226 Cartoon – Anti-Masonic therapy
227 Motor insurance sketch
229 Living room on pavement
230 East Midland Poet Board
231 A choice of viewing (nude man)
232 Cartoon – The five frog curse
234 Words not to be used again
235 After-shave (less naughty chemist)
237 Police Constable Pan-Am
239 7 Live from the Grill-o-mat
240 Live from the Grill-o-mat snack bar, Paignton
242 Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things
246 Cartoon – Escape continues
248 Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
249 Cartoon – Piggy bank hunting
250 The man who is alternately rude and polite
251 Documentary on boxer (Ken Clean-Air System)
258 ‘if’ – a film by Mr Dibley
259 ‘Rear Window’ – a film by Mr Dibley
260 ‘Finian's Rainbow’ (starring the man from the off-licence)
262 Dung (Book of the Month Club)
264 Timmy Williams interview
265 Raymond Luxury-Yacht interview
266 Cartoon – Sexual athletes
267 Registry office (marriage)
268 Cartoon – The prince and the black spot
269 Election Night Special (Silly and Sensible parties)
271 16 The Attila the Hun Show
272 ‘The Attila the Hun Show’
274 Secretary of State striptease
275 Vox pops on politicians
278 Cartoon – Killer sheep
283 Cartoon – Attila the Bun
286 The Epsom furniture race
287 ‘Take Your Pick’ (‘Spot the Brain Cell’)
290 Trailer (BBC autumn shows)
292 ‘Archæology Today’ (flaming star)
293 Silly vicar (appeal for sanity)
295 Registrar (wife swap)
296 Silly doctor sketch (immediately abandoned)
297 Cartoon – Soccer, eggs diamond, book ad
301 Mrs Thing and Mrs Entity
302 Beethoven's mynah bird
305 Colin Mozart (ratcatcher)
308 4 How to Recognize Different Parts of the Body
309 ‘How to Recognize Different Parts of the Body’
312 The man who contradicts people
313 Cosmetic surgery (Raymond Luxury-Yacht)
315 Cartoon – Killer cars
317 Batley Townswomen's Guild presents the first heart transplant
318 The first underwater production of ‘Measure for Measure’
319 The Death of Mary Queen of Scots
320 Exploding penguin on TV set
321 There's been a murder
322 Europolice Song Contest
323 ‘Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong’ (song)
325 5 Scott of the Antarctic
326 French subtitled film (‘La Fromage Grande’)
327 Scott of the Antarctic
329 Cartoon – Conrad Poohs and his dancing teeth
331 Derby Council v. All Blacks rugby match
332 Long John Silver Impersonators v. Bournemouth Gynæcologists
335 Conquistador coffee campaign
337 Ramsay MacDonald striptease
339 Cartoon – Chinese communist conspiracy, Crelm toothpaste, Shrill petrol
340 Agatha Christie sketch (railway timetables)
342 Film director (teeth)
344 ‘Crackpot Religions Ltd’
346 Crossing the Atlantic on a tricycle
347 Interview in filing cabinet
349 Monty Python's Flying Circus again in thirty seconds
353 Dirty Hungarian phrasebook
355 Cartoon – Student demonstration, World Forum opening titles
356 Communist quiz (World Forum)
357 ‘Ypres 1914’ – abandoned
359 Cartoon – Art gallery strike
361 Hospital for over-actors
362 Cartoon – Hamlet linking Gumby flowers
363 Gumby flower arranging
367 The queen will be watching
368 Coal mine (historical argument)
369 The man who says things in a very roundabout way
370 The man who speaks only the ends of words
371 The man who speaks only the beginnings of words
372 The man who speaks only the middles of words
373 Cartoon – Crelm toothpaste
375 How to feed a goldfish (fish club)
376 The man who collects birdwatchers' eggs
377 Cartoon – Spiny Norman, ‘Insurance sketch’ titles
381 Mountaineer; Exploding version of ‘The Blue Danube’
382 Girls' boarding school
384 Lifeboat (cannibalism)
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391 Court scene – multiple murderer
392 Cartoon – Detectives examine prisoner
393 Icelandic saga (‘Njorl's Saga’)
395 Stock Exchange report
396 Mrs Premise and Mrs Conclusion visit Jean-Paul Sartre
399 4 Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular
400 Emigration from Surbiton to Hounslow
401 Schoolboys' Life Assurance Company
402 How to rid the world of all known diseases
403 Mrs Niggerbaiter explodes
405 Cartoon – Anatomy chart
406 Farming Club: ‘Life of Tschaikowsky’
410 Cartoon – Nationalistic fish
411 World War One (abandon ship)
412 The BBC is short of money
416 5 The Money Programme
417 ‘The Money Programme’
418 ‘There is nothing quite so wonderful as money’ (song)
421 Cartoon – Police hunt for Visconti impersonator
422 Salvation fuzz/church police
423 Cartoon – Heaven/women in jungle
425 Apology for violence and nudity
426 Ken Russell's ‘Gardening Club’
427 The lost World of Roiurama
428 Six more minutes of Monty Python's Flying Circus
430 Hitting on the head lessons
431 Inspector Flying Fox of the Yard
432 One more minute of Monty Python's Flying Circus
434 6 Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror
435 ‘Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror’
436 The man who speaks in anagrams
440 Life and death struggles
441 Cartoon – The househunters
442 Mary recruitment office
444 The man who makes people laugh uncontrollably
445 Army captain as clown
446 Gestures to indicate pauses in a televised talk (‘The Bols Story’)
448 The news with Richard Baker (vision only)
449 ‘The Pantomime Hose is a Secret Agent Film’
451 7 The All-England Summarize Proust Competition
452 Summarize Proust Competition
453 Everest climbed by hairdressers
454 Cartoon – ‘A magnificent festering’
457 ‘Party Hints’ with Veronica Smalls
458 Cartoon – Communist revolutions
460 Travel agent; Watney's Red Barrel
461 Theory on Brontosauruses by Anne Elk (Miss)
463 8 The War Against Pornography
464 Tory Housewives Clean-up Campaign
465 Gumby brain specialist
466 Cartoon – Art appreciation
467 Molluscs – ‘live’ TV documentary
468 The Minister for Not Listening to People
469 Tuesday documentary/children's story/party political broadcast
470 Apology (politicians)
471 Expedition to Lake Pahoe
472 The silliest interview we've ever had
473 The silliest sketch we've ever done
476 Biggles dictates a letter
477 Cartoon – Flying sheep, traffic accidents
478 Climbing the north face of the Uxbridge Road
482 Cartoon – Television is bad for your eyes
485 Philip Jenkinson on Cheese Westerns
486 Sam Peckinpah's ‘Salad Days’
488 The news with Richard Baker
489 Seashore interlude film
497 Cartoon – ‘Jack in a Box’
503 Housing project built by characters from nineteenth-century English literature
504 M1 interchange built by characters from ‘Paradise Lost’
505 Mystico and Janet – flats built by hypnosis
507 Cartoon – Animator, flying saucers
508 The Olympic hide-and-seek final
512 The British Well-Basically Club
513 Cartoon – Algon opening
514 Prices on the planet Algon
516 5 E. Henry Thripshaw's Disease
518 Pornographic bookshop
519 Elizabethan pornography smugglers (Sir Philip Sydney)
520 Cartoon – ‘Gay boys in bondage’
521 Silly disturbances (the Rev Arthur Belling)
522 Cartoon – Shooting gallery
523 The free repetition of doubtful words sketch, by an underrated author
524 ‘Is there?’… life after death?
525 The man who says words in the wrong order
528 Sherry-drinking vicar
531 ‘Boxing Tonight’ – Jack Bodell v. Sir Kenneth Clark
533 What the stars foretell
535 Cartoon – Ambulance chasers
536 ‘TV4 or not TV4’ discussion
538 Ideal Loon Exhibition
541 Still More Dennis Moore
544 7,l=26:41 A Book at Bedtime
545 ‘A Book at Bedtime’: ‘Redgauntlet’
548 Cartoon – No time Toulouse
549 More McKamikaze Scotsmen
551 Penguins; BBC programme planners
555 ‘Dad's Doctors’ (trail)
556 ‘Dad's Pooves’ (trail)
559 Thames TV introduction
560 ‘Light Entertainment Awards’: Dickie Attenborough
561 The Oscar Wilde sketch
564 Pasolini's film ‘The Third Test Match’
565 New brain from Curry's
567 International Wife-Swapping
569 The dirty vicar sketch
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574 2 The Golden Age of Ballooning
576 Cartoon – Montgolfier brothers wash each other
582 Department store; Buying an ant
583 At home with the ant and other pets; Documentary on ants
586 Poetry reading (ants)
590 5 Light Entertainment War
595 Basingstoke in Westphalia; ‘Anything Goes In’ (song)
597 The public are idiots
598 The last five miles of the M2; Programme titles conference
599 Cartoon – Television centre
600 Woody and tinny words
601 Show-jumping (musical)
603 ‘When Does a Dream Begin?’ (song)
607 ‘Nationwide’: police helmets
610 Cartoon – Paratroopers
611 Boxing match aftermath
613 Piston engine (a bargain)
614 A room in Polonius's house
615 Dentists, live from Epsom
616 Queen Victoria Handicap
617 Match of the Day results
622 F.E.A.R. (or) Mr Neutron Is Missing
623 Teddy Salad (CIA agent)
628 8 Party Political Broadcast
629 ‘Most Awful Family in Britain’
631 A doctor whose patients are stabbed by his nurse
633 Cartoon – Opera Singer
634 Appeal on behalf of extremely rich people
635 The man who finishes other people's sentences
636 David Attenborough: the walking tree of Dahomey
637 The batsmen of the Kalahari: cricket match (assegais)