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10 ‘It's Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’; Famous deaths
13 ‘It's the Arts’ – Sir Edward Ross
14 Arthur ‘Two-Sheds’ Jackson
16 The funniest joke in the world
20 French lecture on sheep-aircraft
21 Pepperpots discuss French philosophers
23 A man with three buttocks
26 Marriage guidance counsellor
28 Working-class playwright
30 Cartoon – Flying sheep
31 The wrestling epilogue
32 Cartoon – Cowboys, baby carriage and the musical statue
35 5 How to Recognize Different Types of Tree from Quite a Long Way Away
36 Court scene (witness in coffin/Cardinal Richelieu)
40 Cartoon – Animals and clergy
42 Restaurant sketch (dirty fork)
43 Cartoon – ‘Purchase a Past’ commercial
50 Live from the Cardiff Rooms, Libya/Song (‘And Did Those Feet’)
53 It's a man's life in the modern army
54 Undressing in public (changing on the beach)
55 Self-defence against fresh fruit
56 Cartoon – Changing on the beach
58 Secret Service dentists
60 7 Man's Crisis of Identity in the Latter Half of the Twentieth Century
63 A duck, a cat and a lizard (discussion)
69 Cartoon – Charles Fatless
71 Careers advisory board
72 Burglar/encyclopædia salesman
76 Cartoon – Autograph/Introduction to ‘It's the Arts’
77 Johann Gombolputty… von Hauptkopf of Ulm
82 The dull life of a City stockbroker
85 Policemen make wonderful friends
86 A Scotsman on a horse/Young Lochinvar
87 Cartoon – Vicious baby carriage
88 Twentieth-Century Vole (Irving C. Saltzberg)
90 16 You're No Fun Any More
92 Cartoon – Band concert
93 You're no fun any more
95 Science fiction sketch: Man turns into Scotsman
97 Blancmanges playing tennis
100 Vox pops on nudity and the permissive society
101 Army protection racket
102 Cartoon – Full frontal nudity
104 Art critic – the place of the nude
108 Cartoon – Meat grinder
113 4 The Ant, an Introduction
115 A man with a tape recorder up his nose
116 Kilimanjaro expedition/Sir George Head (double vision)
117 A man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose
118 Cartoon – Clergyman selling encyclopædias
122 The refreshment room at Bletchley (Kenny Lust introduction)
127 Walk-on part in sketch
128 Bank robber (lingerie shop)
129 Trailer (Tonight's programmes with Henry Unction)
131 Cartoon – Wooden impressions
132 Vocational guidance counsellor (chartered accountant)
134 The first man to jump the Channel (Ron Obvious)
135 Tunnelling from Godalming to Java
138 Letters to ‘Daily Mirror’
139 Strangers in the night
140 Cartoon – Animals eating
142 6 The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes to the Bathroom
143 The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes to the Bathroom
144 Letter (lavatorial humour); Cartoon – More lavatorial humour
145 Interruptions (‘The World of History’)
146 Agatha Christie sketch
148 Literary football discussion (Jimmy Buzzard interview)
149 Undertakers film (undertakers and naked ladies)
153 Eighteenth century social legislation (‘The World of History’)
154 The Battle of Trafalgar
155 Batley Townswomen's Guild presents the Battle of Pearl Harbour
159 A signal box somewhere near Hove
160 Falling from building
161 Cartoon – Falling people, magician, opening titles
162 ‘Spectrum’ – talking about things
163 Visitors from Coventry
165 The Minehead by-election
166 Police station (silly voices)
167 Upperclass Twit of the Year
168 Cartoon – Smoking a pipe
170 How far can a minister fall? (Party political broadcast by the Woody Party)
173 Cartoon – Intermission
174 Restaurant (abuse/cannibalism)
175 Advertisements (pearls for swine)
179 Historical impersonations
180 Cartoon – Historical impersonations
181 Quiz programme – ‘Wishes’
183 ‘Probe-around’ on crime
186 Psychiatry – silly sketch
187 Operating theatre (squatters)
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195 Cartoon – Flying European monarchs, shaving; Tobacconists (prostitute advert)
196 The Ministry of Silly Walks
197 The Piranha brothers (Ethel the Frog)
199 4 The Spanish Inquisition
201 The Spanish Inquisition
202 Jokes and novelties salesman
203 Cartoon – Suddenly animated head
206 Photos of Uncle Ted (Spanish Inquisition)
207 The semaphore version of ‘Wuthering Heights’
208 ‘Julius Cæsar’ on an Aldis lamp
209 Court scene (charades)
210 The Spanish Inquisition on a bus
215 Hijacked plane (to Luton)
221 6 The Buzz Aldrin Show
222 Cartoon – Metamorphosis
224 How to give up being a Mason
225 Cartoon – Anti-Masonic therapy
226 Motor insurance sketch
228 Living room on pavement
229 East Midland Poet Board
230 A choice of viewing (nude man)
231 Cartoon – The five frog curse
233 Words not to be used again
234 After-shave (less naughty chemist)
236 Police Constable Pan-Am
238 7 Live from the Grill-o-mat
239 Live from the Grill-o-mat snack bar, Paignton
241 Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things
245 Cartoon – Escape continues
247 Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
248 Cartoon – Piggy bank hunting
249 The man who is alternately rude and polite
250 Documentary on boxer (Ken Clean-Air System)
257 ‘if’ – a film by Mr Dibley
258 ‘Rear Window’ – a film by Mr Dibley
259 ‘Finian's Rainbow’ (starring the man from the off-licence)
261 Dung (Book of the Month Club)
263 Timmy Williams interview
264 Raymond Luxury-Yacht interview
265 Cartoon – Sexual athletes
266 Registry office (marriage)
267 Cartoon – The prince and the black spot
268 Election Night Special (Silly and Sensible parties)
270 16 The Attila the Hun Show
271 ‘The Attila the Hun Show’
273 Secretary of State striptease
274 Vox pops on politicians
277 Cartoon – Killer sheep
282 Cartoon – Attila the Bun
285 The Epsom furniture race
286 ‘Take Your Pick’ (‘Spot the Brain Cell’)
289 Trailer (BBC autumn shows)
291 ‘Archæology Today’ (flaming star)
292 Silly vicar (appeal for sanity)
294 Registrar (wife swap)
295 Silly doctor sketch (immediately abandoned)
296 Cartoon – Soccer, eggs diamond, book ad
300 Mrs Thing and Mrs Entity
301 Beethoven's mynah bird
304 Colin Mozart (ratcatcher)
307 4 How to Recognize Different Parts of the Body
308 ‘How to Recognize Different Parts of the Body’
311 The man who contradicts people
312 Cosmetic surgery (Raymond Luxury-Yacht)
314 Cartoon – Killer cars
316 Batley Townswomen's Guild presents the first heart transplant
317 The first underwater production of ‘Measure for Measure’
318 The Death of Mary Queen of Scots
319 Exploding penguin on TV set
320 There's been a murder
321 Europolice Song Contest
322 ‘Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong’ (song)
324 5 Scott of the Antarctic
325 French subtitled film (‘La Fromage Grande’)
326 Scott of the Antarctic
328 Cartoon – Conrad Poohs and his dancing teeth
330 Derby Council v. All Blacks rugby match
331 Long John Silver Impersonators v. Bournemouth Gynæcologists
334 Conquistador coffee campaign
336 Ramsay MacDonald striptease
338 Cartoon – Chinese communist conspiracy, Crelm toothpaste, Shrill petrol
339 Agatha Christie sketch (railway timetables)
341 Film director (teeth)
343 ‘Crackpot Religions Ltd’
345 Crossing the Atlantic on a tricycle
346 Interview in filing cabinet
348 Monty Python's Flying Circus again in thirty seconds
352 Dirty Hungarian phrasebook
354 Cartoon – Student demonstration, World Forum opening titles
355 Communist quiz (World Forum)
356 ‘Ypres 1914’ – abandoned
358 Cartoon – Art gallery strike
360 Hospital for over-actors
361 Cartoon – Hamlet linking Gumby flowers
362 Gumby flower arranging
366 The queen will be watching
367 Coal mine (historical argument)
368 The man who says things in a very roundabout way
369 The man who speaks only the ends of words
370 The man who speaks only the beginnings of words
371 The man who speaks only the middles of words
372 Cartoon – Crelm toothpaste
374 How to feed a goldfish (fish club)
375 The man who collects birdwatchers' eggs
376 Cartoon – Spiny Norman, ‘Insurance sketch’ titles
380 Mountaineer; Exploding version of ‘The Blue Danube’
381 Girls' boarding school
383 Lifeboat (cannibalism)
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390 Court scene – multiple murderer
391 Cartoon – Detectives examine prisoner
392 Icelandic saga (‘Njorl's Saga’)
394 Stock Exchange report
395 Mrs Premise and Mrs Conclusion visit Jean-Paul Sartre
398 4 Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular
399 Emigration from Surbiton to Hounslow
400 Schoolboys' Life Assurance Company
401 How to rid the world of all known diseases
402 Mrs Niggerbaiter explodes
404 Cartoon – Anatomy chart
405 Farming Club: ‘Life of Tschaikowsky’
409 Cartoon – Nationalistic fish
410 World War One (abandon ship)
411 The BBC is short of money
415 5 The Money Programme
416 ‘The Money Programme’
417 ‘There is nothing quite so wonderful as money’ (song)
420 Cartoon – Police hunt for Visconti impersonator
421 Salvation fuzz/church police
422 Cartoon – Heaven/women in jungle
424 Apology for violence and nudity
425 Ken Russell's ‘Gardening Club’
426 The lost World of Roiurama
427 Six more minutes of Monty Python's Flying Circus
429 Hitting on the head lessons
430 Inspector Flying Fox of the Yard
431 One more minute of Monty Python's Flying Circus
433 6 Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror
434 ‘Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror’
435 The man who speaks in anagrams
439 Life and death struggles
440 Cartoon – The househunters
441 Mary recruitment office
443 The man who makes people laugh uncontrollably
444 Army captain as clown
445 Gestures to indicate pauses in a televised talk (‘The Bols Story’)
447 The news with Richard Baker (vision only)
448 ‘The Pantomime Hose is a Secret Agent Film’
450 7 The All-England Summarize Proust Competition
451 Summarize Proust Competition
452 Everest climbed by hairdressers
453 Cartoon – ‘A magnificent festering’
456 ‘Party Hints’ with Veronica Smalls
457 Cartoon – Communist revolutions
459 Travel agent; Watney's Red Barrel
460 Theory on Brontosauruses by Anne Elk (Miss)
462 8 The War Against Pornography
463 Tory Housewives Clean-up Campaign
464 Gumby brain specialist
465 Cartoon – Art appreciation
466 Molluscs – ‘live’ TV documentary
467 The Minister for Not Listening to People
468 Tuesday documentary/children's story/party political broadcast
469 Apology (politicians)
470 Expedition to Lake Pahoe
471 The silliest interview we've ever had
472 The silliest sketch we've ever done
475 Biggles dictates a letter
476 Cartoon – Flying sheep, traffic accidents
477 Climbing the north face of the Uxbridge Road
481 Cartoon – Television is bad for your eyes
484 Philip Jenkinson on Cheese Westerns
485 Sam Peckinpah's ‘Salad Days’
487 The news with Richard Baker
488 Seashore interlude film
496 Cartoon – ‘Jack in a Box’
502 Housing project built by characters from nineteenth-century English literature
503 M1 interchange built by characters from ‘Paradise Lost’
504 Mystico and Janet – flats built by hypnosis
506 Cartoon – Animator, flying saucers
507 The Olympic hide-and-seek final
511 The British Well-Basically Club
512 Cartoon – Algon opening
513 Prices on the planet Algon
515 5 E. Henry Thripshaw's Disease
517 Pornographic bookshop
518 Elizabethan pornography smugglers (Sir Philip Sydney)
519 Cartoon – ‘Gay boys in bondage’
520 Silly disturbances (the Rev Arthur Belling)
521 Cartoon – Shooting gallery
522 The free repetition of doubtful words sketch, by an underrated author
523 ‘Is there?’… life after death?
524 The man who says words in the wrong order
527 Sherry-drinking vicar
530 ‘Boxing Tonight’ – Jack Bodell v. Sir Kenneth Clark
532 What the stars foretell
534 Cartoon – Ambulance chasers
535 ‘TV4 or not TV4’ discussion
537 Ideal Loon Exhibition
540 Still More Dennis Moore
543 7,l=26:41 A Book at Bedtime
544 ‘A Book at Bedtime’: ‘Redgauntlet’
547 Cartoon – No time Toulouse
548 More McKamikaze Scotsmen
550 Penguins; BBC programme planners
554 ‘Dad's Doctors’ (trail)
555 ‘Dad's Pooves’ (trail)
558 Thames TV introduction
559 ‘Light Entertainment Awards’: Dickie Attenborough
560 The Oscar Wilde sketch
563 Pasolini's film ‘The Third Test Match’
564 New brain from Curry's
566 International Wife-Swapping
568 The dirty vicar sketch
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573 2 The Golden Age of Ballooning
575 Cartoon – Montgolfier brothers wash each other
581 Department store; Buying an ant
582 At home with the ant and other pets; Documentary on ants
585 Poetry reading (ants)
589 5 Light Entertainment War
594 Basingstoke in Westphalia; ‘Anything Goes In’ (song)
596 The public are idiots
597 The last five miles of the M2; Programme titles conference
598 Cartoon – Television centre
599 Woody and tinny words
600 Show-jumping (musical)
602 ‘When Does a Dream Begin?’ (song)
606 ‘Nationwide’: police helmets
609 Cartoon – Paratroopers
610 Boxing match aftermath
612 Piston engine (a bargain)
613 A room in Polonius's house
614 Dentists, live from Epsom
615 Queen Victoria Handicap
616 Match of the Day results
621 F.E.A.R. (or) Mr Neutron Is Missing
622 Teddy Salad (CIA agent)
627 8 Party Political Broadcast
628 ‘Most Awful Family in Britain’
630 A doctor whose patients are stabbed by his nurse
632 Cartoon – Opera Singer
633 Appeal on behalf of extremely rich people
634 The man who finishes other people's sentences
635 David Attenborough: the walking tree of Dahomey
636 The batsmen of the Kalahari: cricket match (assegais)