trouts from Vicky Clarke

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@@ -83,3 +83,8 @@ subscribes %s to 1001 junk mail lists
 points at %s and laughs
 dices %s and feeds them to Ross Anderson
 follows %s around in a black helicopter
+dissects %s in public
+threatens %s with a rectal thermometer
+thwaps %s with IWJ's +10 rod of deprecation
+buys %s a fake RAF moustache
+earnestly discusses railway routing regulations with %s