new trouts and flirts from rjk

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index d36176384eacfa8e4927c23102d3205e3ad3f11b..ca30844310186a282fac7680a3a0ce70187804b4 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -66,3 +66,4 @@ curls up at %s's feet
 plays %s's theme tune
 sends for %s and more golden syrup
 puts %s on top of the Christmas tree
+writes flirts just for %s

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 3199f541384cd678431c594f98a15f8f9352a96e..92e401b555cca4d4df837750af25b4240986e1f2 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -186,3 +186,5 @@ nominates %s for the UK Usenet Committee
 hits %s with a replica of Milan cathedral
 has %s transported to Botany Bay
 petitions the PM to abolish %s
+sneezes all over %s
+speculatively executes %s