new trouts from Emperor

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 74ad16ee7ac3dc95ece8fd60c5f535387cc9a015..12ec3d93d89ed96c745964b9392b833cb9edc49f 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -269,3 +269,5 @@ tells the Daily Mail all about %s
 puts a spring-loaded cactus in %s's toilet
 shops %s to the police
 varnishes %s's cake 
+malfunctions and machine-guns %s to death
+disarms %s, and then kills them anyway