new flirts from rjk

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index b4f888500aba343ddb74812f97a732eafba9dadf..cda90a7584153506ca73c35a93a9b19ebda21934 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -279,3 +279,8 @@ considers %s almost as sexy as an Aston Martin DB5
 tidies %s's living room floor
 buys %s a giant rubber duck
 sets up %s with its sister
+offers %s's father one thousand camels
+makes puppy-dog eyes at %s
+has %s's enemies shot
+sends %s selfies
+%s amat