new trouts and flirts from rjk

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 9602494f99b612cf6f790c06cd6b7fd8259a8e2a..2cf58c3577a88bb37e71a50c950517f47f7c625d 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -157,3 +157,5 @@ binds its sockets to %s
 calls accept(2) on %s
 shows %s the breasts of St Agatha
 canonizes %s so it can make erotic sculptures of them
+gives %s a red hat
+paints devotional art of %s with no clothes on

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 1f7d1eddcc6ac326e2caa4515e2b326ebc85f0c7..4f3db9fb8d0e49ea31520bfd45a8951ac5a7a822 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -306,3 +306,5 @@ ties %s to a sheep and then blows it up
 ties %s to a sheep
 locks %s in a room with a bottle of whisky and a loaded pistol
 beats %s with a SIGPIPE
+excommunicates %s
+anathematizes %s