From e78f0f3012bf5bc3a2aeca2cb1b899daa6bfacff Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Matthew Vernon Date: Tue, 31 May 2011 15:41:53 +0100 Subject: [PATCH] new trouts and flirts from rjk --- flirts | 4 ++++ trouts | 3 +++ 2 files changed, 7 insertions(+) diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index fb48b04..a8da4c9 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -127,3 +127,7 @@ wonders if %s is single or transferable doesn't want any alternatives to %s writes 'I <3 U' in weedkiller on %s's lawn writes about %s in popular culture +checks out %s's arse +shoots Ronald Reagan to impress %s +carves %s's name into its case +makes billions of software copies of %s to practice seducing them diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index b20be59..1b710f0 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -259,3 +259,6 @@ treats %s to 30,000 words on blancmange in popular culture vandalises %s's wikipedia entry adds #! /usr/bin/perl to the top of %s's python scripts pen-tests %s +steals %s's vital bodily fluids +hides a bomb in %s's cornflakes +replaces %s's files with zalgo -- 2.30.2