From da4e2ecfbac1064d693758fa77543b349f622c1a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Matthew Vernon Date: Sun, 22 Jul 2012 22:15:25 +0100 Subject: [PATCH] new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs --- flirts | 5 +++++ slashes | 1 + trouts | 10 ++++++++++ 3 files changed, 16 insertions(+) diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index 9c3f5bd..7a0e4ca 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -254,3 +254,8 @@ learns how to write "I love %s" in Chinese makes a mix-tape for %s makes cupcakes for %s manipulates LIBOR for %s +scatters %s's enemies +votes for %s +tells %s what it wants, what it really really wants +buys %s a bus +wonders if %s is a cunning linguist diff --git a/slashes b/slashes index 6f9ec61..78f0d18 100644 --- a/slashes +++ b/slashes @@ -108,3 +108,4 @@ resolves to seat %s and %s together at its next dinner party chaperones %s and %s negotiates %s's virtue with %s checks its logs to see how often %s flirts with %s +oversees a merger between %s and %s diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 16c2b44..a0f2e76 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -447,3 +447,13 @@ parks across %s's driveway replaces %s with a 1GB shell script waits until late Friday and then cancels %s's weekend perforates %s's umbrella +flips %s the bird +turns half of %s's USB sockets upside-down +wishes %s's redshift were higher +gives %s a CD of Richard Stallman's greatest hits +gets %s to serve breakfast to Richard Stallman +invites %s to go forth and multiply, but not in a nice way +/ignores %s +frustrates %s's knavish tricks +confounds %s's politics +indents %s -- 2.30.2