From 97be0e285da6e77fd40bc8785cbb6c44882b45d0 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Matthew Vernon Date: Thu, 3 Oct 2019 22:31:39 +0100 Subject: [PATCH] new trout from rejs --- trouts | 9 +++++++++ 1 file changed, 9 insertions(+) diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 56026c3..148ed1f 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -821,3 +821,12 @@ sticks %s's genitals in a wasp nest attempts to cook a trout in %s's underwear sets up %s the bomb delivers unexploded ordnance to %s +fills %s's boot with durian +installs a Java VM inside %s's head +shoots %s's screen +inserts %s into a trout +sends %s to stderr +immerses %s in fifty thousand gallons of grout +suggests %s draw eyes on an empty ice cream tub and wear it on their head +sends %s an HTML-only trout +conceals a small black hole in %s's sock drawer -- 2.30.2