From 5b5514eda0afa9ea2d8d1070913f1488bb5471ab Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Matthew Vernon Date: Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:57:48 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs --- flirts | 5 +++++ slashes | 2 ++ trouts | 4 ++++ 3 files changed, 11 insertions(+) diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index 5ce1fc8..7a80393 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -196,3 +196,8 @@ changes %s's SMS alert to an erotic moan reveals the code to its safe to %s works on being more classy around %s shines %s's buttons +flashes %s +oils %s +invites %s to the ball +posts %s a pizza +gives %s a blue French horn diff --git a/slashes b/slashes index ac67a4e..7546a7e 100644 --- a/slashes +++ b/slashes @@ -84,3 +84,5 @@ notes %s and %s pushing the newly-amended boundaries of the Obscene Publications complains to the Daily Mail about the disgusting things %s and %s get up to (and suggests they publish the pictures) watches %s and %s naked-shorting thinks %s and %s would look good together on a bicycle made for two +gives %s and %s a big book of baby names +thinks %s and %s should name their first child "Stormageddon" diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index bca22ce..56ecaa1 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -356,3 +356,7 @@ LARTs %s bustitutes %s downgrades %s's A-level results admires %s's valves +forces %s to walk the plank +maroons %s on a desert island with only eight records and a useless luxury object for company +creates a black hole and pushes %s beyond the event horizon +shoves a giant picture of Jimmy Wales in %s's face -- 2.30.2