From 41f987e0487b31960bd043d796d7dfc86a48666b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Matthew Vernon Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2012 22:53:21 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] new trouts, flirts, and slash from rejs --- flirts | 3 +++ slashes | 1 + trouts | 8 ++++++++ 3 files changed, 12 insertions(+) diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index e274af4..2343ead 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -213,3 +213,6 @@ tiptoes through the tulips with %s asks to see %s's dance card presents %s with a herd of moose admires %s's valves +offers %s a duck +gooses %s +sneaks into %s's bedroom diff --git a/slashes b/slashes index 4bba60d..80c755f 100644 --- a/slashes +++ b/slashes @@ -87,3 +87,4 @@ thinks %s and %s would look good together on a bicycle made for two gives %s and %s a big book of baby names thinks %s and %s should name their first child "Stormageddon" photoshops %s's head onto %s's body +applies a fixup to %s and %s diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 5b974d3..c5dfc13 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -366,3 +366,11 @@ asks Vladimir Putin to deal with %s thinks up Culture ship names based on %s's love life thinks up Culture ship names based on %s's investment strategy deconstructs %s +attributes photos of Greek antiquities to %s and informs the Hellenic Ministry of Culture +edits all %s's trouts to make them funny +steals %s's shoes +ties %s's shoelaces together +compares %s to a winter's day +forces %s to wear Princess Beatrice's hat +sticks a deckchair up %s's nose +places a PIX between %s and the rest of the world -- 2.30.2