From 1a1569818c6c1453a90cd61de3dd43f972104060 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Matthew Vernon Date: Tue, 29 Jan 2013 14:44:36 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] new trouts from rejs --- trouts | 17 +++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 17 insertions(+) diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 9c92840..813fc8f 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -508,3 +508,20 @@ clobbers %s thinks %s is only good enough to play for Accrington Stanley distributes poisson in %s's direction poisons %s +requests that some friendly bombs fall on %s +prunes %s +sends all %s's packets via Royal Mail +tortures %s then bills them for information retrieval +quietly converts %s into a number +thinks %s should take up Russian roulette +removes from %s's computer all the interfaces that Apple now consider obsolete +shrink-wraps %s +sends %s to a shrink +shaves %s +volunteers %s for a position as gladiator at the Colosseum +freezes %s in carbonite +applies a tramp stamp to %s +toasts %s +proves to a UN inspector that %s is "beyond use" +shortens all %s's URLs +sends %s on a snipe hunt -- 2.30.2