From 03151ef925e2fe97ff99844bafd87ad1b58ffe0d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: matthew Date: Thu, 7 Feb 2002 01:41:11 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] more trouts; also make the telling chance only 10% again --- acrobat-chiark-0.2.py | 2 +- trouts | 22 ++++++++++++++++++++-- 2 files changed, 21 insertions(+), 3 deletions(-) diff --git a/acrobat-chiark-0.2.py b/acrobat-chiark-0.2.py index 7098c49..1725642 100755 --- a/acrobat-chiark-0.2.py +++ b/acrobat-chiark-0.2.py @@ -187,7 +187,7 @@ class Acrobat(SingleServerIRCBot): if me.lower() == target.lower(): target = nick if public == 0: - if random.random() <= 0.25: + if random.random() <= 0.1: trout_msg+= ' (at the instigation of %s)' % nick conn.action(self.channel, trout_msg % target) except IndexError: diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 35d4274..0130c59 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -10,10 +10,10 @@ offers %s a one way ticket to Mars decapitates %s slaps %s with a wet haddock plays the xylophone on %s 's kneecaps -lands a minkie whale on %s +lands a minke whale on %s inverts %s sends %s to Cuba -searches frantically for %s 's brain +searches frantically for %s's brain introduces %s to their antimatter twin opens a trapdoor under %s lands a 10 ton weight on %s @@ -27,3 +27,21 @@ growls at %s catapults %s over the Atlantic replaces %s with a papier mache replica attaches an extra three noses to %s +eviscerates %s with a trowel +anihilates %s +wonders what God was thinking of when He made %s +removes %s from the gene pool +performs a lube-less rectal on %s +uses %s to practice his orthopedic surgery on +thinks %s would make excellent road-kill +plays basketball with %s's head +drops %s down a deep well +suggests to %s that suicide would be the honourable thing to do +covers %s in blancmange +napalms %s +finds %s particularly irksome +feeds %s to his pet dog +reminds %s that life is not a game of Nethack +thinks that %s would give a cannibal nausea +wonders if %s is ever going to become a swan + -- 2.30.2