From: Matthew Vernon <matthewv@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 2015 21:57:40 +0000 (+0000)
Subject: new trouts from rejs
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new trouts from rejs
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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 7dfb31e..a949e2f 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -690,3 +690,10 @@ attacks %s with a salmon cannon
 outsources %s's brain to #chiark
 apologizes for the inconvenience caused by %s
 operates a %s-free environment, for your comfort and convenience
+tars %s
+requires %s to submit all their requests for trouts through the service desk
+rot13s %s's wibbly bits
+rearranges all the cards in %s's wallet
+forces %s to revoke all their biometrics
+writes an essay entitled "%s Considered Harmful"
+gives %s a five-second head start then releases the hounds