From: Matthew Vernon <matthewv@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Date: Tue, 8 Nov 2011 08:37:25 +0000 (+0000)
Subject: new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rjk
X-Git-Url: https://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=commitdiff_plain;h=9c5f4a17384a5f033972a0d53833268b5fd59253;p=irc.git

new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rjk
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diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 57dd5e9..8db3d1e 100644
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -160,3 +160,19 @@ canonizes %s so it can make erotic sculptures of them
 gives %s a red hat
 paints devotional art of %s with no clothes on
 rims %s
+photoshops %s into its collection of Dalek porn
+names a Linux distribution after %s
+brings down the Greek economy just to get %s's attention
+thinks %s has a particularly well-designed ABI
+checks Twitter for news about %s every few minutes
+goes all gooey inside at the thought of %s
+has a warm feeling about %s
+buys %s transparent clothing
+saves the world because it has %s in it
+gets all starry-eyed about %s
+would pay the ransom if %s were ever kidnapped
+glances shyly at %s
+gets monumentally drunk and tells %s how it feels about them
+nominates %s for Pope
+buys Rockall and gives it to %s
+thinks peace, love, and %s are the most important things in the world
diff --git a/slashes b/slashes
index bb96bbb..4b4f9a0 100644
--- a/slashes
+++ b/slashes
@@ -68,3 +68,11 @@ wonders if %s and %s have a consensual locking relationship
 thinks %s and %s should reap their zombie children
 fakes a SIGURG to %s on behalf of %s
 thinks %s's output should be piped to %s
+performs link-time optimization between %s and %s
+starts a Twitter rumour about %s and %s
+wishes %s and %s could be together
+sits %s and %s down on a kissing chair
+packs %s and %s off for a dirty weekend in Brighton
+packs %s and %s off for a dirty weekend in Slough
+pronounces %s and %s man and wife
+kidnaps a bishop and insists he marry %s and %s in absentia
diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 94b41fd..32eb9e7 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -311,4 +311,18 @@ anathematizes %s
 releases woodworm into %s's library
 releases Vashta Nerada into %s's library
 shreds %s then recycles the evidence
-sells %s second-hand. For cash
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+sells %s second-hand. For cash
+curries %s
+grinds %s's bones to make its bread
+airbrushes %s out of history
+replaces %s's files with XML
+tases %s
+munmaps %s
+puts a daily "kill %s" event into its calendar
+slights %s
+destroys the world because it has %s in it
+thinks %s fills a much-needed gap
+attempts to underestimate %s but fails
+circulates a pamphlet traducing %s
+fits up %s for the murder of someone photogenic
+scales %s down