From: Matthew Vernon <matthewv@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Date: Thu, 3 Oct 2019 21:31:39 +0000 (+0100)
Subject: new trout from rejs
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new trout from rejs
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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 56026c3..148ed1f 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -821,3 +821,12 @@ sticks %s's genitals in a wasp nest
 attempts to cook a trout in %s's underwear
 sets up %s the bomb
 delivers unexploded ordnance to %s
+fills %s's boot with durian
+installs a Java VM inside %s's head
+shoots %s's screen
+inserts %s into a trout
+sends %s to stderr
+immerses %s in fifty thousand gallons of grout
+suggests %s draw eyes on an empty ice cream tub and wear it on their head
+sends %s an HTML-only trout
+conceals a small black hole in %s's sock drawer