From: Matthew Vernon <matthewv@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 2015 10:46:32 +0000 (+0100)
Subject: new trouts from rejs
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new trouts from rejs
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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index f002a00..002717e 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -674,3 +674,15 @@ notes that %s almost makes XML look good
 breaks up %s's favourite band
 does that thing %s hates
 replaces %s with the phrase 'fart fart fart'
+outsources trouting %s to Capita
+laminates %s
+sends %s to trout camp
+thinks %s's website is best viewed in lynx
+migrates %s's broadband to TalkTalk
+blames %s for the next trout
+spaghettifies %s
+changes %s's phone number to an illegal prime number
+assaults %s with a double bass
+assaults %s with a single bass
+"peacefully liberates" %s
+shears %s