From: Matthew Vernon <matthewv@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Date: Sun, 1 Apr 2012 21:22:32 +0000 (+0100)
Subject: new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs
X-Git-Url: https://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=commitdiff_plain;h=4528f544c41679f7a8be53d88a7f15f72565abfe;p=irc.git

new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs
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diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 3e0699a..7d69964 100644
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -225,3 +225,10 @@ dyes %s pink
 buys %s a pony
 scans all %s's ports
 gets drunk to cope with %s's absence
+founds a monarchy in order to renounce its throne for %s
+wants to touch %s's base
+paints %s purple
+touches %s's bum
+wants to ring %s's bell
+gives %s a kitten
+dedicates a sonata to %s
diff --git a/slashes b/slashes
index 6f2e6d3..ec867f7 100644
--- a/slashes
+++ b/slashes
@@ -92,3 +92,4 @@ legalizes gay marriage just for %s and %s
 thinks %s should become %s's Mr Darcy
 thinks %s should ACK %s's SYN request
 thinks %s/%s is cuter than several sorts of pony
+employs some troubadors to sing of %s and %s throughout the land
diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index c722f5d..5c4ed49 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -397,3 +397,10 @@ sets blue meanies on %s
 clamps down on %s
 rot13s one of %s's files
 gives %s an opportunity to test their backups
+dumps a giant metal gorilla in %s's garden
+sticks %s in a centrifuge
+shuts %s's fingers in a door to see if it hurts
+paints %s purple
+scans %s and shreds the original
+nails %s's head to the floor
+produces an expensive Hollywood remake of %s