new trouts from anon

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 85c3b4fd674ea80d59b0d005b02a5242c2ae8155..c1025e0465a000ac329c2336473626b434df635d 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -89,3 +89,13 @@ thwaps %s with IWJ's +10 rod of deprecation
 buys %s a fake RAF moustache
 earnestly discusses railway routing regulations with %s
 folds %s into an elaborate origami representation of a mackerel
+reports %s to the RIAA
+hands %s a live grenade
+throws a cat at %s
+throws shoes at %s
+kidnaps %s and fills their shoes with custard
+plays Britney Spears songs at %s
+fills %s's ears with butter
+inverts %s
+throws %s to the lions
+sacrifices %s for the greater good