trouts from anon

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 9e472229e2448feace86f1ccce1e89ad808fb4d1..d156d1ed2c4cd8a4d37e01ea39d933bec380f9dc 100644 (file)
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+++ b/trouts
@@ -120,3 +120,24 @@ tags %s as 'obsolete'
 boils %s up for glue
 nails %s into a barrel and pushes them over Niagara Falls
 accuses %s of losing The Game
+douses %s in liquid nitrogen
+turns %s inside-out
+paints %s red and waits for the bulls
+signs %s up for a Scientology course
+shrieks hysterically at %s
+declares %s an unlawful combatant
+vetoes %s
+rubs bubblegum in %s's hair
+steals all %s's coffee
+heckles %s
+inflates %s and brandishes a pin
+thinks %s is worse than Microsoft Windows
+wonders why %s bothered getting out of bed today
+trolls %s
+runs %s through
+plays the harmonica at %s
+bricks %s up with a cask of Amontillado
+lands a TARDIS on %s
+practises acupuncture on %s
+rugby-tackles %s to the ground
+passes %s the underpants of shame