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new trout from rejs
author
Matthew Vernon
<matthewv@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Thu, 3 Oct 2019 21:31:39 +0000
(22:31 +0100)
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Matthew Vernon
<matthewv@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Thu, 3 Oct 2019 21:31:39 +0000
(22:31 +0100)
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sticks %s's genitals in a wasp nest
attempts to cook a trout in %s's underwear
sets up %s the bomb
delivers unexploded ordnance to %s
+fills %s's boot with durian
+installs a Java VM inside %s's head
+shoots %s's screen
+inserts %s into a trout
+sends %s to stderr
+immerses %s in fifty thousand gallons of grout
+suggests %s draw eyes on an empty ice cream tub and wear it on their head
+sends %s an HTML-only trout
+conceals a small black hole in %s's sock drawer