new trouts from rejs

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 9adc0faf3ee7873907f9876d0edaa15a1616d897..2b14ef3c736252073ece4271b4fefbc187665bac 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -626,3 +626,11 @@ causes the Italian government to collapse and makes %s prime minister
 fragments %s
 disqualifies %s from the human race
 filters all the happy stories out of %s's Facebook feed
+reschedules %s onto a flight to TTD
+performs a machine-gun sonata for %s
+pushes a pineapple in a painful direction for %s
+calls for a government inquiry into %s
+decides %s deserves their own .fish domain
+shares its earworm with %s
+wishes %s would let it go
+demotes %s to Chief Whip