new trout and flirt from rjk

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 7c0f7a8127a95e0a0684bf2e994996acec69ab92..0edd90baa5a136ee0a3d7e8b286e5da9ada83790 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -82,3 +82,4 @@ takes photos of %s draped over a sports car
 tips its hat to %s
 would Photoshop %s but they are perfect already
 would betray its country for %s
+creates a dozen extra Twitter accounts just to follow %s

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 13b5e8273fd30b84fc14d4d332aa54b1207b2003..8cfecd7ce494f002a698c8deb4f668d05bc3c6b4 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -208,3 +208,4 @@ hits %s with an omega-3-supplemented fish finger
 blows a vuvuzela in %'s ear
 reads the Eye of Argon to %s
 traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs
+pops a cap in %s's ass