new trout and slash from rjk

diff --git a/slashes b/slashes
index f61b5d919d8e8d15eab3d0b9a7f1c58c36958f3d..d2ff06e1f8a916793947fc313c395383c56a8904 100644 (file)
--- a/slashes
+++ b/slashes
@@ -79,3 +79,4 @@ kidnaps a bishop and insists he marry %s and %s in absentia
 puts %s and %s on adjacent rails
 entangles %s and %s's wave functions
 makes a nature documentary about %s and %s's mating habits
+gives %s and %s half a mouse each

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 381817ef8436ea4eb0b9822c14d4e87441396472..db21135af197f9cd4d734c8c69b1229fedaad7fa 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -334,3 +334,4 @@ casually pepper-sprays %s
 sticks an orange on %s's head
 sings the Free Software Song to %s
 immerses %s in Coca Cola
+presents %s with half a mouse