new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 2a1dd0a8f713c127384286ac1fd78b4d695da4e3..e36796e9cd9513a54be074886611a94e700d4617 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -233,3 +233,5 @@ wants to ring %s's bell
 gives %s a kitten
 dedicates a sonata to %s
 shakes its booty for %s
+builds a giant telescope in order to spy upon %s
+proposes naming an airport in honour of %s

diff --git a/slashes b/slashes
index ec867f7cf46ab8ec080775378e72df99e6c8e89c..4ff2ca38bb58093313a520cc951c0dd627d68b0e 100644 (file)
--- a/slashes
+++ b/slashes
@@ -93,3 +93,5 @@ thinks %s should become %s's Mr Darcy
 thinks %s should ACK %s's SYN request
 thinks %s/%s is cuter than several sorts of pony
 employs some troubadors to sing of %s and %s throughout the land
+films %s and %s mating for a BBC nature programme
+hopes there will be a bank holiday in honour of %s and %s's wedding

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 51a1185c88cc72c2f968145b30ed48bb86f498b2..d3b8741e1ada43a3525d06e3b6bedd305fd43431 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -409,3 +409,11 @@ leaves thumb tacks on %s's chair
 shakes %s's booty
 staples George Osborne to %s's nose
 reads poetry to %s, and then throws them out of an airlock
+waxes %s's bikini line
+sells %s to a patent troll
+autocorrects %s
+executes %s in the background
+makes juvenile jokes about %s's name
+glues Jaffa Cakes to %s's ears
+verbs some nouns just to annoy %s
+appoints Tony Blair "peace envoy" to %s