new trouts and flirts from rjk

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 6713365c756e7fd853983124f95c64ff0a9fe815..9fdabb57970da30aa0ea30831e7ba9c210df83d8 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -114,3 +114,6 @@ sexts %s
 defeats all of %s's evil exes
 clones %s's repo
 thinks %s is cuter than all the My Little Ponies put together
+would open the pod bay doors for %s
+takes upskirt photos of %s
+sniffs %s's underwear

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 1bb807e53f155e75d1b94e2825f6231fbe101e1c..21c6c587083d9bbbf0d320e654ed03755310dd35 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -238,3 +238,6 @@ sends %s a red nose
 hides a porcupine in %s's bed
 forces %s to listen to Gaddafi's greatest speeches
 feeds %s drugs and waits for the Revolution
+inserts a lemon into %s
+irradiates %s
+exposes %s to ebola