new flirts from rejs

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 86199abe037b69400ba16a8a732f4a346bb3bac0..e69b4e494b102607139e4b6c2c43c5ea2420a680 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -322,3 +322,5 @@ hopes for an expose event from %s
 sends an expose event to %s
 starts wearing purple for %s
 invites %s to wrestle in custard
+sends the CEN a press release about how %s is wonderful
+commissions Holbein to paint a portrait of %s