New trouts, and update the flirts to fix a typo

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 75c60f9c0e62dbc1e35649decac997635ea87e7d..3730a52424331272ab5428c9086af3119099ed31 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@ offers %s a cherry
 imagines %s in a tutu
 catches %s's eye across a crowded room
 kisses %s's hand
-wonders what nice person like %s is doing in a place like this
+wonders what a nice person like %s is doing in a place like this
 licks chocolate sauce off %s
 gets down on one knee in front of %s
 bats its eyelashes at %s

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 1246f925ba5924bb62750741f19aacfc1948013d..e5f280d575376a7687957537778f4b932ed4afe7 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -81,3 +81,5 @@ goes flying with %s tied to a wing
 throws an explosive banana at %s
 subscribes %s to 1001 junk mail lists
 points at %s and laughs
+dices %s and feeds them to Ross Anderson
+follows %s around in a black helicopter