Channel Firing That night your great guns, unawares, Shook all our coffins as we lay, And broke the chancel window-squares, We thought it was the Judgement-day And sat upright. While drearisome Arose the howl of wakened hounds: The mouse let fall the altar-crumb, The worms drew back into their mounds, The glebe-cow drooled. Till God called, `No; It's gunnery practice out at sea Just as before you went below; The world is as it used to be: `All nations striving strong to make Red war yet redder. Mad as hatters They do no more for Christ\'es sake Than you that are helpless in such matters. `That this is not the judgement-hour For some of them's a blessed thing, For if it were they'd have to scour Hell's floor for so much threatening... `Ha, ha. It will be warmer when I blow the trumpet (if indeed I ever do; for you are men, And rest eternal sorely need).' So down we lay again. `I wonder, Will the world ever saner be,' Said one, `than when He sent us under In our indifferent century!' And many a skeleton shook his head. `Instead of preaching forty year,' My neighbour Parson Thirdly said, `I wish I had stuck to pipes and beer.' Again the guns disturbed the hour, Roaring their readiness to avenge, As far inland as Stourton Tower, And Camelot, and starlit Stonehenge. THOMAS HARDY