- Mapreading for Nazgul - do you often find yourself
having to ask for directions ("Shire...Baggins")? Details to be confirmed.
- Home accounting - keep track of your money. Taught by a
dwarf representative. Fee: 5 gold pieces.
- Nail care for wizards - a manicure course taught by
Saruman the Wise. Fee: one magic ring.
- Hair care for elves - tips for keeping your tresses smooth
and shiny, even in the midst of a fight. Taught by Legolas Greenleaf.
Fee: to be confirmed.
- Skin care for Uruk-hai - learn how to get rid of unsightly
blemishes and put makeup on effectively. Taught by Lurtz. Fee: 2
halflings.
- Oral hygiene for cave trolls - an example-based course
taught by Frodo Baggins. Free of charge.
- The Bree Diet - get thinner fast! An invigorating
food plan and exercise regime recommended by gatemen everywhere. Fee:
one new gate.
- Scientology for elves - a workshop taught by Elrond
Hubbard. Fee: trust in men.
- Counting songs - including "One, Two, Tie My Shoe",
and "4 Hobbits In A Bed". Taught by Aragorn, son of Arathorn.
- Gandalf-o-matic floor polisher - product demonstration by
Saruman the Wise.
- Gwaihir Airlines - product demonstration by the King of
Eagles.
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