MiddleEarthers



Elrond: E's not good enuff for ya.
Arwen: But I luv 'im, Dad.

Merry: Wot 'ave we got ourselves into?
Pippin: Arse elves?

Galadriel: 'Ooligan!
Sauron: Slag!

Saruman: You're dead, mate!
Gandalf: Now let's all calm down an' 'ave a nice cuppa tea.