Live-action Nethack - Cast

The text is the description given to the person playing the monster.

The Intrepid Player (yes I know the @ is on backwards)
Intrepid Player plus Intrepid Pet Cat
Floating eye You move slowly. Move only one time in two. You have no active attacks. However, if the player tries to hit you, you may gaze at them to paralyse them.
Grid bugs You move once every turn, but you may not move diagonally. You can bite the player for light damage, but also this has a shocking effect. Unfortunately, this player is hard to shock. For some reason, you're a Tron reference!
Killer bee You move twice per turn. You may sting the player which does little damage but may poison them. Buzz!
Dwarf You move once every turn. You are wearing heavy armour, and are hard to hit. You may attack the player for moderate damage. You probably also sing annoying songs about gold.
Manes You move once every other turn, but if the player is next to you, you may attack them thrice for moderate damage. You are also an abusive little demon. Be cheeky.

Newt
You move once per turn. You may bite the player if you are next to them. This is a weak attack. Your eyes taste good.

Gecko
You move once per turn. You may bite the player if you are next to them. This is a weak attack. You despise newts, the underclass of lizard society.

Leprechaun
You move once per turn. You may hit the player. This does no damage, but you can steal some gold. If you steal gold, you teleport away. Be annoying.

Nymph
You begin the game sleeping. A loud noise will awaken you. You move once per turn. You may charm the player and try to steal their items while they are distracted by your nymphly wiles. If you succeed, you teleport away.