The Astellian Council: quotes

These are a few prize moments from Aquarius' meet. Not all of them by any means, since we'd have spent the entire time writing otherwise ...

Aq = Aquarius, Ce' = Ce'Nedra, Kam = Kamion, Pol = Polgara, SC = Simon Clay, Zub = Zubrette. Polgara, Simon Nickerson (who was there as well), and I (Kamion) aren't represented all that much, mainly because we had the wit to keep our mouths shut. :)

Ce': I've drunk wine out of a pint glass.
Aq: Yeah, but you're a pisshead.

SC: You're a pedant.
Aq: No I'm not!

SC: That's a really cute beetle actually.

Aq: Kenny Dalglish told me to fuck off.

Ce': I don't actually flame people that much.

Aq: Take a picture of someone ... Not me you fucking bastard!

SC: I'm only watching this for the plot, you realize.
(on watching Alicia Silverstone as Batgirl)

Aq: You bloody creep! Just to get an extra sausage!

SC: Ooh, bright lights.

Zub: You can just sit in the corner and play with it by yourself.
Aq: Well, I'd do that anyway.

Kam: I can't filk on demand.

SC: Start saying quotable things.
Pol: Quotable things.

Aq: You can't filk "Deutschland, Deutschland über alles"!

Aq: Who's going to do the bend over backwards bit?

Pol: He hasn't changed in the last twenty years.
Zub: Aq?

Aq: Can't stay two foot six all your life. <points at Ce'> Although you managed.

Zub: Coming, wasn't coming, coming, wasn't coming. It was like bloody impotence.

Zub: I never want to meet the guy [DE]. I'd clock 'im.

Ce': When I was fifteen, I swore I'd never drink, swear, or smoke. Well, I don't smoke!

SC (to Ce'): Yes, you are female. I noticed from over here.

Ce': Other people can look after themselves. I'm my number one priority.

Ce': I got an hour's sleep without someone prodding me awake.

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