From feede198420b7d94985dcbc396b75432b3bff812 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Matthew Vernon <matthewv@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Date: Mon, 11 May 2015 08:13:52 +0100
Subject: [PATCH] new flirts from rejs

---
 flirts | 4 ++++
 1 file changed, 4 insertions(+)

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 121ca93..2da24d3 100644
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -336,3 +336,7 @@ throws rocks at %s in order to get their attention
 serenades %s by playing a bottom B-flat on a tuba
 hopes %s isn't non-free
 offers %s sartorial tips from Stephen Gough
+fails to comprehend the difference between innocent flirtation and downright creepiness, causing %s to take out a restraining order
+performs the putty.exe for %s
+removes all the buttons from %s's blouse
+builds a monorail for %s
-- 
2.30.2