From fcc0c57323d0279f69a0a6b18a482d4dca6157d8 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: matthew Date: Tue, 5 Feb 2002 16:34:37 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] more trouts from anon --- trouts | 22 ++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 22 insertions(+) diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 6f95bfb..0cb2f13 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -4,3 +4,25 @@ sacrifices %s to dark gods. bites his thumb at %s. replaces %s with a 2-line shell script takes off and nukes %s from orbit +grumbles sonorously at %s +offers %s a one way ticket to Mars +decapitates %s +slaps %s with a wet haddock +plays the xylophone on %s 's kneecaps +lands a minkie whale on %s +inverts %s +sends %s to Cuba +searches frantically for %s 's brain +introduces %s to their antimatter twin +opens a trapdoor under %s +lands a 10 ton weight on %s +pokes %s with a spoon +hits %s with a squeaky hammer +wonders if %s has a return-to-base warranty +mutters darkly +thwaps %s unimaginatively +staples %s to Gordon Brown's nose +growls +catapults %s over the Atlantic +replaces %s with a papier mache replica +attaches an extra three noses to %s -- 2.30.2