From ee53cef3d76729e61009ec6cbd99fc45f5273b68 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Matthew Vernon Date: Mon, 5 Sep 2011 12:19:12 +0100 Subject: [PATCH] new trouts,slash, and flirt(?!?) from rjk --- flirts | 1 + slashes | 1 + trouts | 2 ++ 3 files changed, 4 insertions(+) diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index 212e0b9..f70a673 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -147,3 +147,4 @@ buys extra disk space just for pictures of %s conjugates %s offers %s a role in its new movie resolves to grass on rejs more often (at the instigation of %s) +turns %s into a pillar of salt, and starts licking it diff --git a/slashes b/slashes index a0d1058..5c3cd5a 100644 --- a/slashes +++ b/slashes @@ -61,3 +61,4 @@ listens through the bedroom wall to %s and %s uses %s and %s to explain the facts of life to small children slips %s a condom with %s's name on locks %s and %s in a room with no clothes and jar of marmalade +thinks %s and %s should leverage their team synergies diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index de56fe1..8683348 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -291,3 +291,5 @@ steals %s's name spatchcocks %s offers %s a role in its new snuff movie fills %s's schedule with pointless meetings +whispers sweet business jargon in %s's ear +steals %s's underwear and ebays it -- 2.30.2