From bf078563c88b2f50c008ca296413823d409b7474 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Matthew Vernon Date: Mon, 25 Jun 2012 20:48:42 +0100 Subject: [PATCH] new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs --- flirts | 7 +++++++ slashes | 5 +++++ trouts | 10 ++++++++++ 3 files changed, 22 insertions(+) diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index 1c74562..10cf00c 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -245,3 +245,10 @@ honks %s's tits thinks %s should appear on Page Three gives %s a token ring immortalizes %s in song +surveys %s +builds a taller house in order to spy on %s sunbathing +bites %s's neck +wants to view photos of %s on a retina display +trouts everything that isn't %s +learns how to write "I love %s" in Chinese +makes a mix-tape for %s diff --git a/slashes b/slashes index 0cc3fcf..6f9ec61 100644 --- a/slashes +++ b/slashes @@ -103,3 +103,8 @@ woos %s on %s's behalf wonders what's taking %s and %s so long buys %s and %s matching pyjamas for Christmas gives %s the key to %s's chastity belt +wonders if %s and %s are up for a threesome +resolves to seat %s and %s together at its next dinner party +chaperones %s and %s +negotiates %s's virtue with %s +checks its logs to see how often %s flirts with %s diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index c7aa961..8adc9bb 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -434,3 +434,13 @@ places four beetles in $s's bed finds %s even less amusing than "your mum" jokes drags and drops %s sets the vermicious knids on %s +bashes %s +bites %s's neck +puts jam in %s's printer +delivers seven thousand octopuses to %s +removes all the buttons from %s's mouse +moderates %s +declares %s off-topic +throws a custard pie at %s +fills %s's bath with ducks +parks across %s's driveway -- 2.30.2