From be3bc378d9d97666ef019d4a93c8fb6c94412eff Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Matthew Vernon Date: Thu, 12 Aug 2010 11:24:20 +0100 Subject: [PATCH] a whole pile of new flirts (and one new trout) from rjk --- flirts | 11 ++++++++++- trouts | 1 + 2 files changed, 11 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index d2c9f8e..139ebd7 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -76,7 +76,7 @@ turns down the house lights for %s invites %s up to see its iPad can't wait to unbox %s dips %s in honey and throws them to the lesbians -blows %s' vuvuzela +blows %s's vuvuzela wonders if %s is multi-touch takes photos of %s draped over a sports car tips its hat to %s @@ -87,3 +87,12 @@ wears sexy underwear just for %s is never gonna give %s up wants to FaceTime %s spies on %s through their webcam +dyes its hair for %s +newgroups alt.fan.%s +tattoos %s's name on its bottom +makes a backup copy of %s +throws itself at %s's feet +gets its tits out for %s +buys %s a nice dress +buys %s a revealing dress + diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 8d6d304..5480afb 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -210,3 +210,4 @@ reads the Eye of Argon to %s traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs pops a cap in %s's ass spies on %s through their webcam +sets flying monkeys on %s -- 2.30.2