From b4e0fa75ee6c05ba17f0e86f8fa02b4b0b0e1883 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Matthew Vernon Date: Mon, 4 Sep 2017 16:36:58 +0100 Subject: [PATCH] new trouts from rejs --- trouts | 15 +++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 15 insertions(+) diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index ec630a5..b6fc1e7 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -756,3 +756,18 @@ recommends replacing %s's head mistakenly staples a faked-up OCSP unavailability response to %s's nose vents %s's spleen corrugates %s +assaults %s with an organic carrot +fills %s's NNTP server with fake news +decides %s deserves an "alternative flirt" +approves use of unnecessary violence in apprehension of %s +debases %s +papers over %s +resolves to visit %s in the middle of the night dressed as Noseybonk +considers %s less interesting than the rear end of a Volvo +forces %s to shake hands with Donald Trump +hashes %s +threatens %s with a trout-replacement bus service +has %s keelhauled +makes %s pick oakum +forces %s to work with the DUP +slaps %s around a bit with U+1F40B -- 2.30.2