From 8fdd07c77385881720a021dfe0c83b377409063f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Matthew Vernon Date: Fri, 8 Jun 2012 22:46:16 +0100 Subject: [PATCH] new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rjk --- flirts | 5 +++++ slashes | 7 +++++++ trouts | 4 ++++ 3 files changed, 16 insertions(+) diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index e36796e..8fe64a2 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -235,3 +235,8 @@ dedicates a sonata to %s shakes its booty for %s builds a giant telescope in order to spy upon %s proposes naming an airport in honour of %s +gets married just so it can be unfaithful with %s +tells %s its password +lubricates itself for %s +copies all %s's mannerisms +practices calling itself "Mrs %s" diff --git a/slashes b/slashes index 4ff2ca3..71d5605 100644 --- a/slashes +++ b/slashes @@ -95,3 +95,10 @@ thinks %s/%s is cuter than several sorts of pony employs some troubadors to sing of %s and %s throughout the land films %s and %s mating for a BBC nature programme hopes there will be a bank holiday in honour of %s and %s's wedding +helps %s go fishing for %s +hacks okcupid to set up %s with %s +offers %s champagne if they'll go on a date with %s +gives %s's phone number to %s +woos %s on %s's behalf +wonders what's taking %s and %s so long +buys %s and %s matching pyjamas for Christmas diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 3069a56..0e5812d 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -421,3 +421,7 @@ resizes %s paints %s purple and waits for the goths plays the bagpipes at %s bricks %s up without a cask of Amontillado +marries %s just so it can cheat on them +lobs bricks at %s +nuisance-calls %s +belms at %s -- 2.30.2