From 491039b2176c5d76613e5f9d18431ed8ec56271c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Matthew Vernon Date: Mon, 2 Dec 2013 22:24:42 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] new trouts from rejs --- trouts | 9 +++++++++ 1 file changed, 9 insertions(+) diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 62caf28..0d647aa 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -590,3 +590,12 @@ discovers that %s cannot be repaired using common workshop tools decides that %s's genitalia would not be much use as a trout cleans %s's clock asks %s to quit their jibber-jabber +sets %s's sticky bit +eats %s +drives round in a van telling %s to go home +darns %s +refers the castration of %s with a bread-knife to the ethics committee, then ignores their verdict +thinks %s couldn't fool Baldrick +believes %s is only half witty +replaces the GUI on %s's smartphone with a CLI +changes %s's password to "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" -- 2.30.2