From 3b27519a4804e7a4938c504bbcf0129cfba92dcb Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Matthew Vernon Date: Tue, 29 May 2012 10:41:42 +0100 Subject: [PATCH] new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs --- flirts | 2 ++ slashes | 2 ++ trouts | 8 ++++++++ 3 files changed, 12 insertions(+) diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index 2a1dd0a..e36796e 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -233,3 +233,5 @@ wants to ring %s's bell gives %s a kitten dedicates a sonata to %s shakes its booty for %s +builds a giant telescope in order to spy upon %s +proposes naming an airport in honour of %s diff --git a/slashes b/slashes index ec867f7..4ff2ca3 100644 --- a/slashes +++ b/slashes @@ -93,3 +93,5 @@ thinks %s should become %s's Mr Darcy thinks %s should ACK %s's SYN request thinks %s/%s is cuter than several sorts of pony employs some troubadors to sing of %s and %s throughout the land +films %s and %s mating for a BBC nature programme +hopes there will be a bank holiday in honour of %s and %s's wedding diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 51a1185..d3b8741 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -409,3 +409,11 @@ leaves thumb tacks on %s's chair shakes %s's booty staples George Osborne to %s's nose reads poetry to %s, and then throws them out of an airlock +waxes %s's bikini line +sells %s to a patent troll +autocorrects %s +executes %s in the background +makes juvenile jokes about %s's name +glues Jaffa Cakes to %s's ears +verbs some nouns just to annoy %s +appoints Tony Blair "peace envoy" to %s -- 2.30.2