From: Matthew Vernon <matthewv@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Date: Sun, 22 Jul 2012 21:15:25 +0000 (+0100)
Subject: new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs
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new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs
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diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 9c3f5bd..7a0e4ca 100644
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -254,3 +254,8 @@ learns how to write "I love %s" in Chinese
 makes a mix-tape for %s
 makes cupcakes for %s
 manipulates LIBOR for %s
+scatters %s's enemies
+votes for %s
+tells %s what it wants, what it really really wants
+buys %s a bus
+wonders if %s is a cunning linguist
diff --git a/slashes b/slashes
index 6f9ec61..78f0d18 100644
--- a/slashes
+++ b/slashes
@@ -108,3 +108,4 @@ resolves to seat %s and %s together at its next dinner party
 chaperones %s and %s
 negotiates %s's virtue with %s
 checks its logs to see how often %s flirts with %s
+oversees a merger between %s and %s
diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 16c2b44..a0f2e76 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -447,3 +447,13 @@ parks across %s's driveway
 replaces %s with a 1GB shell script
 waits until late Friday and then cancels %s's weekend
 perforates %s's umbrella
+flips %s the bird
+turns half of %s's USB sockets upside-down
+wishes %s's redshift were higher
+gives %s a CD of Richard Stallman's greatest hits
+gets %s to serve breakfast to Richard Stallman
+invites %s to go forth and multiply, but not in a nice way
+/ignores %s
+frustrates %s's knavish tricks
+confounds %s's politics
+indents %s