From: Matthew Vernon <matthewv@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Date: Wed, 20 Apr 2016 06:39:45 +0000 (+0100)
Subject: new trouts from rejs
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new trouts from rejs
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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index f1d0a3c..4e28b82 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -707,3 +707,8 @@ comes out of its well to shame %s
 steals %s's skull
 beats %s to death with their own bloody femurs
 kicks %s down some hard stairs
+minimises %s
+deliberately misaddresses %s
+redirects all %s's Wikipedia requests to Conservapedia
+substitutes a Class 99 for %s's expected train service
+sends all %s's coffee to Germany