From: Matthew Vernon <matthewv@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Date: Sun, 15 Jan 2012 18:16:24 +0000 (+0000)
Subject: new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs
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new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs
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diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index fd7559b..5ce1fc8 100644
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -195,3 +195,4 @@ carves a statue of %s
 changes %s's SMS alert to an erotic moan
 reveals the code to its safe to %s
 works on being more classy around %s
+shines %s's buttons
diff --git a/slashes b/slashes
index 3e2831a..ac67a4e 100644
--- a/slashes
+++ b/slashes
@@ -83,3 +83,4 @@ sends %s and %s to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat
 notes %s and %s pushing the newly-amended boundaries of the Obscene Publications Act
 complains to the Daily Mail about the disgusting things %s and %s get up to (and suggests they publish the pictures)
 watches %s and %s naked-shorting
+thinks %s and %s would look good together on a bicycle made for two
diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 1df583d..7b4f37a 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -346,3 +346,11 @@ turns %s into a newt
 signs %s up for bulk fish delivery
 picks %s's low-hanging fruit
 installs Rick Santorum in %s's bedroom
+makes it known that the prime minister has "full confidence" in %s
+collides a large haddock with %s
+attacks %s with a banana
+scraps %s
+rackmounts %s
+assaults %s with Margaret Thatcher's handbag
+LARTs %s
+bustitutes %s